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[Fredricka]

He'll send me pictures of his expedition, allbalong the way, you cant make me doubt him

 

[Fredricka]

Lol X

 

[Fredricka]

He dreams of a he man girlfriend, he wouldnt even getva he man though

 

[wizer]

He's a smart guy he acquired those pictures a long time ago. He figures with you hitting the sauce you'll never know

 

[wizer]

@The Question that mustache oneliner was a riot I chucked outloud seriously

 

[wizer]

Bistro tell us about this mustache thing, is that a possibilty at all?

 

[wizer]

Because that's an easier fix than a second secret family

 

[The Question]

 

[wizer]

you can shave off a mustache but a secret family is going to be a much bigger problem

 

[wizer]

If you keep on top of it things are much more manageable. You can pluck the hairs with tweezers as soon as they break the skin surface

 

[wizer]

Don't wait for them to cause jealousy

 

[wizer]

by then it's too late and he'll be packing up again

 

[The Question]

Don't worry, Turdlicka -- with all these reboots, maybe Hollywood will do a reboot of M*A*S*H and you can audition for the role of Klinger.

 

[wizer]

Wait that won't work! Klinger didn't have a mustache, right?

 

[The Question]

Hm.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, I guess Turdie will have to shave.

 

[The Question]

Got the face, though.

 

[Fredricka]

The moustache oneliner is old wizer, dont worry, in time youll come to ignore tq too

 

[wizer]

I think the Alan Alda character had a mustache maybe Bistro can do that one

 

[The Cuntess]

Semen was a student at the the quality learing center

 

[wizer]

Wait no, I was thinking of Groucho Marx never mind.

 

[wizer]

Bistro it won't be possible for me to ignore @The Question we share common genetics at least according to you

 

[Fredricka]

Wizer, if you make random noises in the sb too youll be satisfied, its only when me or x posts he managesca few words. Apart from when he's trying to woo weeg

 

[wizer]

Definitely the sauce talking right there. Sad to see this.

 

[The Question]

Turdie has a BASTLY overinflated estimation of herself. Probably the result of huffin' all that jenkem.

 

[The Question]

Turdie has a VASTLY overinflated estimation of herself. Probably the result of huffin' all that jenkem.

 

[Fredricka]

Sauce, jenkem, getvon the same page, bros

 

[wizer]

She said we're genetically related. True story. The condition that afflicted my hand and required surgery this week also can affect another body part.

 

[The Question]

Why would we think it's either/or? With you it's obviously both/and.

 

[wizer]

Fred said you had it. Nothing is personal anymore in this world, not where Fred is concerned