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LotusBud

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Portugal

• May 3, 2026

• #500,221

They have to put their toilet paper in the trash bin. Yuck.

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,222

I have had this conversation with her. Why do you bother with paper it's so wasteful and not as clean

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,223

she tells me to fuck off

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,224

@Fredricka I never said I didn't like your shots

 

LotusBud

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Portugal

• May 3, 2026

• #500,225

I took out my bidet. I think they are gross.

 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,226

Sounds like you should use toilet paper with the water shortage and all

 

Fredricka

Chaos Control ☠️

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,227

She needs paper for the front, leave her be

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,228

@LotusBud at first when we moved here it WAS yuch. Then I didn't really think about it.

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,229

Then I installed sprayers

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,230

but other places you still gotta use TP and toss it in a can

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,231

in greece it's understood if there is a can next to the bowl you can't flush paper

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,232

big cities like Corinth and Athens the plumbing is updated so no problem

 

LotusBud

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Portugal

• May 3, 2026

• #500,233

I still have the bidet in the downstairs bathroom. It has never been used by anyone since we've lived here. I mean, come on, spraying those poop germs all over the place?

 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,234

Whats the food like there?

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,235

if you're spraying poop germs all over when using a bidet you're doing it wrong

 

THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©

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In a kakistocracy

• May 3, 2026

• #500,236

Weezy is pooping like the greatest philosophers

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,237

I installed wall mounted sprayers, same as a kitchen sink sprayer

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,238

you stick it under your ass and spray along your ass NOT into it

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,239

you need to get the angle right.

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,240

Because if you spray into your ass, within 5 minutes you have to shit again, and it's mostly water

 

LotusBud

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Portugal

• May 3, 2026

• #500,241

Oh, really? Where exactly do your poop particles go when you sue the bidet?

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,242

The spray goes against your ass and drips back in the bowl, no germs everywhere

 

Fredricka

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,243

You just have a spray not a bidet?

 

LotusBud

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,244

Oh, really? Where exactly do your poop particles go when you use the bidet?

 

Oliver Shagnasty

Honky Tonk Nigger

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,245

Its the angle of the dangle LotusButt

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,246

you spray your ass, it drips off and back into the bowl there's no where else for it to go

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,247

@Fredricka thats right spray not a bidet

 

LotusBud

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Portugal

• May 3, 2026

• #500,248

@wizer, if you believe that, well, no wonder you're MAGA.

 

wizer

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,249

I didn't feel like ripping out the bowls and replacing them but I might do that

 

Fredricka

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• May 3, 2026

• #500,250

Has everyone noticed wizer posts about poo a lot?