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[LotusBud]

They have to put their toilet paper in the trash bin. Yuck.

 

[wizer]

I have had this conversation with her. Why do you bother with paper it's so wasteful and not as clean

 

[wizer]

she tells me to fuck off

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka I never said I didn't like your shots

 

[LotusBud]

I took out my bidet. I think they are gross.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Sounds like you should use toilet paper with the water shortage and all

 

[Fredricka]

She needs paper for the front, leave her be

 

[wizer]

@LotusBud at first when we moved here it WAS yuch. Then I didn't really think about it.

 

[wizer]

Then I installed sprayers

 

[wizer]

but other places you still gotta use TP and toss it in a can

 

[wizer]

in greece it's understood if there is a can next to the bowl you can't flush paper

 

[wizer]

big cities like Corinth and Athens the plumbing is updated so no problem

 

[LotusBud]

I still have the bidet in the downstairs bathroom. It has never been used by anyone since we've lived here. I mean, come on, spraying those poop germs all over the place?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Whats the food like there?

 

[wizer]

if you're spraying poop germs all over when using a bidet you're doing it wrong

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Weezy is pooping like the greatest philosophers

 

[wizer]

I installed wall mounted sprayers, same as a kitchen sink sprayer

 

[wizer]

you stick it under your ass and spray along your ass NOT into it

 

[wizer]

you need to get the angle right.

 

[wizer]

Because if you spray into your ass, within 5 minutes you have to shit again, and it's mostly water

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, really? Where exactly do your poop particles go when you sue the bidet?

 

[wizer]

The spray goes against your ass and drips back in the bowl, no germs everywhere

 

[Fredricka]

You just have a spray not a bidet?

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, really? Where exactly do your poop particles go when you use the bidet?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Its the angle of the dangle LotusButt

 

[wizer]

you spray your ass, it drips off and back into the bowl there's no where else for it to go

 

[wizer]

@Fredricka thats right spray not a bidet

 

[LotusBud]

@wizer, if you believe that, well, no wonder you're MAGA.

 

[wizer]

I didn't feel like ripping out the bowls and replacing them but I might do that

 

[Fredricka]

Has everyone noticed wizer posts about poo a lot?