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Garraty_47
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Dogs are people. Not those traitorous cats.
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Garraty_47
Have Coffee Will Shitpoast
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For a proper Scottish accent one should r-r-roll the r-r-r-rs and I can't seem to get the hang of it, otherwise I'd love to try.
Flynn
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More fucking airckaims from dickface who pilfered two of my ideas.
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The other day Prudence was sleeping on the bed and I was petting her and I rub my lips on her fur to mimicking grooming her and she fucking LOVES it. She will groom back. Make biscuits on my face. Its a great time.
And my man walked in on this, froze, and said "are you.....are you LICKING THE CAT?" And i had to explain no, im not actually licking the cat. Im just...connecting on a species appropriate spiritual level with the cat.
And he just shook his head and said "never change, Sandra" and went back to work.
She's sleeping in my lap right now. Cats typically prefer my company. Yours would no doubt dump you for me pretty fast. They'd see me and think "oh thank Heavens. We were stuck with this flesh beast who smells like butt eating off brand kibble. Praise Bastet for bringing us to you!"
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Dogs are the result of many many many years of breeding wolves into slobbery retards. They are mutants and slaves.
Don't get me wrong - I dig dogs. I have no problem with these clumsy shit beasts whose feet all smell like fritos....once I adjusted to being covered in dog saliva every night when I get into bed.
My step dog is a pit/lab mix who I've known since my man brought him home when he was 8 week old puppy. But Eddie was the dog of a single man all his life until 3 years ago. So I took over his feeding right away. I also shit tested his boundaries for several months before combining all the animals.
No resource guarding, no whale eyes, no aggression whatsoever. He has been the goodest boy.
I feel like combining pets is vastly more stressful than combining kids lol. My cats were fucking mortified when they saw this leaping shit beast drooling all over everything lol. They were all adjusted to eachothers smell and sounds but once they laid on eyes on him they didnt unpoof for a few weeks lol.
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Blandie's flavor of Scottish is a bit more mellow, with lots of passive aggressiveness
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Awwww Chase lol. I see their videos all the time.
She did it wrong though. Its all in the head motion. You just rub your lips against them like you're grooming them. Mine love it lol.
You cant be weird about cat spit though because they will start grooming back lol.
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Yeah, the kitten really didn't look too comfortable, he even hugged her, probably thinking he was about to get devoured or something
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The way that cat stole that fish, you can't make that shit up
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Mine dont ever do this lol. But they do expect an offering before I can eat in peace.
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This is great lol
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My cat now, Miss Poppy, doesn't like human food. The only thing she's ever tried was a lick of a sardine. She doesn't even eat soft canned catfood.
It's kind of a blessing because we had a cat long ago, Miss Kitty, who was obsessed with Sarah Lee deli turkey. I started her on the habit one day while making a sandwich, and I created a monster!
Her tastes changed over the years, and in the end she was satisfied with Buddig beef which was less than a buck a package back then. Much cheaper than Sarah Lee. But she had to have her bite of deli meat every single day or she wouldn't leave you alone anytime you went into the kitchen.
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Im never going back involves actually never going back
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Made me think of this guy. The ham gobblin
Cats love deli meats lol. Right now mine will riot over Tiki Cat mousse pouches lol.
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Thats air claims , try to stop trembling with rage as you type.
Flynn
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It's out there, all your plagiarism.
