So I've been banned from posting at the Blue Cashew

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.
The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.
 
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The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.
Wrong again. Assumptions make an ass out of you.

It's a quote fom this book

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The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.
Alticus has got a bionic fiST ffs, jizz??? I’ve heard his fucking cawk billows smoke !
 
... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation. :OhGawd:
ha ha lookit you recalling fond recollections of the homeless dood behind the 7-11 teaching you the ups and downs of a good stroke HAHAHAHAHHA
 
The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Do you suppose Master 'Baters have their own club with meetings and awards and a newsletter and everything?

Seems odd but you know what they say:
Different strokes for different folks.
 
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You're such a cunning linguist...

At least, you will be tomorrow.

Didn't you say you were "finished"?
Did Holliday threaten to stomp away in indignation again? He does that all the time.

So, about this Beat Off Handbook. Does Sausages know you get sex pointers from it?
 
The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.
Its one of his favourite boomer-esque catchphrases, like the bridesmaid one. Repetitive old faggot.
 
Are you/did you begin your life as a male @Flynn ?

Cripes you write like a truck driver.

I don't know many 'ladies' who write like you.

You seem to have 1 too many a Y chromosome swimmin around somewhere.

Oh no! Not that, Joe! Anything but that!

Gee, you dim-witted bulb, even now you're too fucking stupid to come up with your own lames, you use 20-year-old rumors that are just as full of shit as you are.

Get fucked you unoriginal shit talking baboon's ass.
 
It's a shame you didn't know Clubskittles from back in the day.
Whew! Talk about a barrage of expletive-laden syntactical violence!

The fact that she was known to some of us as the petite, nice, and cute nurse she assuredly was in real life only made it more hilarious as well as shocking.

Sorry about your lack of experience with a variety of individuals from the fairer sex, Joe.

Must suck to be you.
Weird post. Club Skittles after you blo a Pall Mall? Bet those toothless okie broads feel special.
 
Even Biggie is on his way out the door.. cuz the forum is ZZZZzzzz , how many more ex BF eventaully get bored and stop coming round..

How are those pride blind chumps licking each others asshole till it just seems like work..

Bringing member numbers attendance down till they are done crying and are eating their own words..

Come back BITCHES lets meAT .. lol
 
Its always some pervert gooner shit with this guy. No matter the topic, he is gonna make it about cock.
For sure. Tiny @jack is definitely a deviant. He regularly drools over teenage girls and has a "good girl" AI art thread somewhere...