So I've been banned from posting at the Blue Cashew

[Reggie_Essent]

Funny though. Not one donor has said a peep about feeling/being defrauded.

That's because Leftist Vermin Scum don't dare gainsay their Betters.

 

[jack]

Look what I made little jackie do!

When did you become a Dancer?

1st time when you spazzed in at TK. So this is your Second Coming. Don't forget the cumsock.

:::memories:::

 

[jack]

That's because Leftist Vermin Scum don't dare gainsay their Betters.

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

 

[jack]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Wrong again. Assumptions make an ass out of you.

It's a quote fom this book

 

[X]

Look what I made little jackie do!

Ha ha yes, I LOVE when he makes you look like an idiot

 

[X]

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

@Fredricka youd be wise to heed this great advice ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Wrong again. Assumptions make an ass out of you.

It's a quote fom this book

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

 

[X]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Alticus has got a bionic fiST ffs, jizz??? I’ve heard his fucking cawk billows smoke !

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Ha ha yes, I LOVE when he makes you look like an idiot

There's looking and there's being, Xypoo.

 

[X]

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

ha ha lookit you recalling fond recollections of the homeless dood behind the 7-11 teaching you the ups and downs of a good stroke HAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Garraty_47]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Do you suppose Master 'Baters have their own club with meetings and awards and a newsletter and everything?

Seems odd but you know what they say:
Different strokes for different folks.

 

[X]

You’re just a rookie-bater!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Do you suppose Master 'Baters have their own club with meetings and awards and a newsletter and everything?

Well, jack did just post their How-To Handbook.

Seems odd but you know what they say:
Different strokes for different folks.

Everyone got needs.

 

[jack]

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

skills you obviously lack.

 

[Holliday 3000]

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

If it was an Olympic Event, Jacklyn would be the gold medalist.

 

[jack]

If it was an Olympic Event, Jacklyn would be the gold medalist.

You're such a cunning linguist...

At least, you will be tomorrow.

Didn't you say you were "finished"?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're such a cunning linguist...

At least, you will be tomorrow.

Didn't you say you were "finished"?

Did Holliday threaten to stomp away in indignation again? He does that all the time.

So, about this Beat Off Handbook. Does Sausages know you get sex pointers from it?