So I've been banned from posting at the Blue Cashew

[Reggie_Essent]

Funny though. Not one donor has said a peep about feeling/being defrauded.

That's because Leftist Vermin Scum don't dare gainsay their Betters.

 

[jack]

Look what I made little jackie do!

When did you become a Dancer?

1st time when you spazzed in at TK. So this is your Second Coming. Don't forget the cumsock.

:::memories:::

 

[jack]

That's because Leftist Vermin Scum don't dare gainsay their Betters.

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

 

[jack]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Wrong again. Assumptions make an ass out of you.

It's a quote fom this book

 

[X]

Look what I made little jackie do!

Ha ha yes, I LOVE when he makes you look like an idiot

 

[X]

Squeeze the base on the upstroke when masturbating reg. You won't come so quickly next time.

@Fredricka youd be wise to heed this great advice ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Wrong again. Assumptions make an ass out of you.

It's a quote fom this book

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

 

[X]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Alticus has got a bionic fiST ffs, jizz??? I’ve heard his fucking cawk billows smoke !

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Ha ha yes, I LOVE when he makes you look like an idiot

There's looking and there's being, Xypoo.

 

[X]

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

ha ha lookit you recalling fond recollections of the homeless dood behind the 7-11 teaching you the ups and downs of a good stroke HAHAHAHAHHA

 

[Garraty_47]

The first time I heard that was from you like 20 years ago. I've never heard anyone else ever say that, so you must be a masturbatory expert. No wonder you and Alti get on so well.

Do you suppose Master 'Baters have their own club with meetings and awards and a newsletter and everything?

Seems odd but you know what they say:
Different strokes for different folks.

 

[X]

You’re just a rookie-bater!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Do you suppose Master 'Baters have their own club with meetings and awards and a newsletter and everything?

Well, jack did just post their How-To Handbook.

Seems odd but you know what they say:
Different strokes for different folks.

Everyone got needs.

 

[jack]

... of course little jack needed a book to teach him the finer points of masturbation.

skills you obviously lack.