An Announcement.

Flynn said:

You must be in that geriatric loop where you, and Reggie_Essent "communicate" via a styrofoam cup with some string. It's no wonder you two were the only clowns in the "know."

Shut the fuck up, you lamed brained, half-eaten piece of rotting fruit.

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Well, TWAP does send us ghost poasts now and then.

Reggie_Essent said:

Well, TWAP does send us ghost poasts now and then.

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Still handing out stock tips or has getting disembodied shifted his interests?

Flynn said:

You must be in that geriatric loop where you, and Reggie_Essent "communicate" via a styrofoam cup with some string. It's no wonder you two were the only clowns in the "know."

Shut the fuck up, you lamed brained, half-eaten piece of rotting fruit.

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Well it may be a Styrofoam cup with a string but I'm frightened of giving it a tug and then your mouldy old Tampon pops out (The last one you forgot to take out after everything dried up) and I'll find I'm talking to the biggest cunt in Christendom.

I already know I'm listening to the biggest cunt since Marylin Munroe's fanny was gene spliced with @jack s anus. I dont think its a coincidence that cockney rhyming slang for a woman's fanny is her Jackie Danny. It figures, like people know you going to stick your elephant seal nose in everyone's business Lily lite.

Reggie_Essent said:

Well, TWAP does send us ghost poasts now and then.

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I'm sure it's full of sunshine and unicorns.

Yeah, right.

Even in death there's no kind of heavenly intervention that can make that man not boring as drying dog shit on a hot summer day.

Flynn said:

I'm sure it's full of sunshine and unicorns.

Yeah, right.

Even in death there's no kind of heavenly intervention that can make that man not boring as drying dog shit on a hot summer day.

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He just wanted to let me know he enjoyed my stories about how he mentored me in a cave in France 12,000 years back.

Cookie Monster said:

Well it may be a Styrofoam cup with a string but I'm frightened of giving it a tug and then your mouldy old Tampon pops out (The last one you forgot to take out after everything dried up) and I'll find I'm talking to the biggest cunt in Christendom.

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What did you say?!

I don't know whether to be mad or laugh.

Cookie Monster said:

I already know I'm listening to the biggest cunt since Marylin Munroe's fanny was gene spliced with @jack s anus. I dont think its a coincidence that cockney rhyming slang for a woman's fanny is her Jackie Danny. It figures, like people know you going to stick your elephant seal nose in everyone's business Lily lite.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

How did it go from you being a total nimrod, to Marilyn Monroe's fanny that some how got "gene spliced" with Jack's anus? Are you reading this shit?

Mate, you really are something other than COR! Quit posting you toothless fairy.

Reggie_Essent said:

He just wanted to let me know he enjoyed my stories about how he mentored me in a cave in France 12,000 years back.

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I see.

Was that after or before you two ancient homos started blowing each other?

Flynn said:

I see.

Was that after or before you two ancient homos started blowing each other?

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Nah. I ain't a 'Mo and Obi was so old he thought faggots should be thrown off of rooftops.

Flynn said:

What did you say?!

I don't know whether to be mad or laugh.



What the fuck are you talking about?

How did it go from you being a total nimrod, to Marilyn Monroe's fanny that some how got "gene spliced" with Jack's anus? Are you reading this shit?

Mate, you really are something other than COR! Quit posting you toothless fairy.

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My mistake, the string cord goes into your back and when pulled you say stuff like " Hello I'm Barbie, please hide me from @UncleDiLF ". Or it could be the pull cord to start your brain like on a lawnmower but that assumes you either have a brain or it works.

Cookie Monster said:

My mistake, the string cord goes into your back and when pulled you say stuff like " Hello I'm Barbie, please hide me from @UncleDiLF ". Or it could be the pull cord to start your brain like on a lawnmower but that assumes you either have a brain or it works.

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Jesus fucking Christ.

Get a hold of yourself, man!

Look at what you're posting. Now in addition to all your other mediocre airclaims thrown my way, now you're also alleging that I'm a doll with a voice everytime my string is pulled? To make it even more far fetched, you're also claiming that somehow I'm afraid of UncleMiLF. You better stop double fishing smoked turkey legs, because the sodium and nitrates seem to be putting your halfwit brain into a diabetic flatline.

LOL!

You're such a fucking tool. You can't even flame two people at once in your scatter brained "prose." You sound like your brain is recovering from a compound fracture, and it's using your combined belly lint as crutches. Next time you think you have something worthwhile to post, first go blow Jack and Alticus. If they both ejaculate on your face, get a second opinion from Admin.