The I Gots A BOO BOOS Thread

You're the one already bragging abpout your "payout". You want to make your neighbors pay for your drunkenness...
I don't think you really have room to talk as a litigious yank. Maybe the neighbours will be pleased that the councils been held to account. If we wanted to walk over a rough path we'd go over the fields
 
I don't think you really have room to talk as a litigious yank. Maybe the neighbours will be pleased that the councils been held to account. If we wanted to walk over a rough path we'd go over the fields
Who have I ever sued?

I'll wait.
 
I don't think you really have room to talk as a litigious yank. Maybe the neighbours will be pleased that the councils been held to account. If we wanted to walk over a rough path we'd go over the fields

It's impossible to idiot-proof the entire world. For a start sometimes the idiots are also inebriated and there's nothing we can do to stop them from doing inebriated idiot things. All we can do is laugh at them afterward and refuse to let them blame anyone else.
 
It's impossible to idiot-proof the entire world. For a start sometimes the idiots are also inebriated and there's nothing we can do to stop them from doing inebriated idiot things. All we can do is laugh at them afterward and refuse to let them blame anyone else.
The laws on my side here garraty. Maybe I will sue just to prove all you people wrong. None of you have even seen the mess we've been left with here
 
The laws on my side here garraty. Maybe I will sue just to prove all you people wrong. None of you have even seen the mess we've been left with here
I can see it now "Judge I'm suing to prove Garraty_47 wrong...pay me now so I can own him"
 
Announcement, I sprained my ankle last night on a dodgy pavement, I can't be assed to sue and I was drunk anyway. I have crutches now and its knackering and inconvenient. I'm sure you all wish me the best and a speedy recovery
I wish you the best recovery in speed. Which makes for more ambivalent posts.

Your mind dear. It's the thing we all luv. Ankles cankles no one cares. If you don't lose your mind then it's all in tact in fact.
 
Rogue pavement is now featured in my av, as you can see im lucky to be alive. I shall ignore Garratys attempt to bring disharmony to this friendly and supportive thread
 
Rogue pavement is now featured in my av, as you can see im lucky to be alive. I shall ignore Garratys attempt to bring disharmony to this friendly and supportive thread

My sympathy is with the pavement.
It was just existing there, vibing with the ground and fresh air, when some drunken idiot stumbled along and kicked it, fell on it, then blamed it for the entire series of events.

#ThePavementDidNothingWrong
 
My sympathy is with the pavement.
It was just existing there, vibing with the ground and fresh air, when some drunken idiot stumbled along and kicked it, fell on it, then blamed it for the entire series of events.

#ThePavementDidNothingWrong
The woman trap pavement will not get away with this, the campaign to keep lovely drunk young ladies safe from peril starts HERE # !
 
The woman trap pavement will not get away with this, the campaign to keep lovely drunk young ladies safe from peril starts HERE # !

I hope the innocent pavement finds a good lawyer and sues your knickers off for the libelous behavior in which you've engaged recently. Or maybe jack's trial can wait while we handle this matter ourselves...

#ThePavementDidNothingWrong