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Frood

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George from Pizza Hut, I know...if I have to take a job operating any cranes, mobile plants, or heavy machinery... it's written into the contract. A no go zone. Go there and lose your reputation.
 

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I get high for 5 hours off a single puff of a 50/50 mixed tobacco and weed joint. I was nominated for Michigan's Most Likely Natural Born Tripoer Catagory in 1994 and 1995.
 

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I was failing Trigonometry in my senior year, left school at lunchtime, had two puffs of some sticky hash shit, fell out of my vehicle in the parking lot, went to class, requested 50 additional pages of paper requured to show my work, and got a perfect score. (Thing was, I never paid attention in that class and used simple formulas learned by grade 5 private school to view the problems and reverse engineer acceptable answers.
 

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I thought the teacher was talking like a Peanuts video when he approached my desk and laid down my graded paper.. I thought I was totally screwed or expelled. 20/20 AAA+ was written at the top, and I was so out of it, I could only utter "fuuuuuck". The class erupted in laughter...