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[The Cuntess]

Imma warm up tamales. I’m starting diet tomorrow lmao

 

[The Scoundrel]

You always say tomorrow lol

 

[X]

hELLo timmah

 

[X]

You hater def I hate derp we all wind

 

[The Cuntess]

I have to now tho. I paid a lot of money to get the fat sucked out of me and put in my butt. It’ll all come back if I eat right. I’ve been eating good til December lol

 

[The Cuntess]

If I don’t eat right

 

[The Cuntess]

I feel it’s going to my legs at the moment

 

[The Cuntess]

Lol @ bland fighting with himself

 

[Seamajor]

I have to now tho. I paid a lot of money to get the fat sucked out of me and put in my butt. It’ll all come back if I eat right. I’ve been eating good til December lol

Wait?? “Itll all come back if I eat right” What happens if you eat wrong?

 

[Adam Hitler]

That's a lot of heckin' doggorinos

 

[realgrimm]

That's a lot of heckin' doggorinos

OK Ned Flanders

 

[Adam Hitler]

Is that a Ned Flanders-ism? I only remember "Okally dokally".

 

[Blurt]

I have to now tho. I paid a lot of money to get the fat sucked out of me and put in my butt. It’ll all come back if I don't eat right. I’ve been eating good til December lol

You can diet all you want, Flea, but you'll never lose your posse of cankle-biters.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Has the season's overindulgence gone to your hips yet Blurty boi?

You'll have to take up the same squat routine as Flea in the new year, so you can achieve that peachy derriere you want.

 

[Blurt]

Has the season's overindulgence gone to your hips yet Blurty boi?

You'll have to take up the same squat routine as Flea in the new year, so you can achieve that peachy derriere you want.

Truth is, I have gained some weight over the past year. About 30 lbs or so. Doesn't bother me too much, though. Winters are very short in these parts; mild weather comes back at the tail end of February. I plan to bike my way back to a stunning physique.

 

[Adam Hitler]

That oven dodging mentally ill fuckwit should have been assboxed by now

 

[Mr. Whipple]

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[Adam Hitler]

I'm tired of his fucking spamathon routine

 

[The Cuntess]

I offered to pay BF to assbox him several times

 

[Adam Hitler]

Pity it isn't upto me, because he'd be perma shitcanned and have the Jude yellow star as his avvy

 

[Mr. Whipple]

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[Adam Hitler]

I'd change the name of the assbox to zie ovens Lolz

 

[Blurt]

Of course you would.

 

[RAVEN]

It would be different if he were the slightest bit entertaining, but he's not.. He's a huge smelly shitstain on this site :)

 

[The Cuntess]

Lmao @ zie ovens. Is call it Auschwitz

 

[Blazor]

Off to zie ovens with you swine! lol

 

[Blazor]

Im glad I dont have to read The Diary of Bland Franke, what a boring fucking book that would be lol

 

[Blazor]

"Those mean old Nazis are circling my house. I secretly want to suck their cocks and let them sodomize me, but mom told me that was only for girls. I dont care what mamma says, I feel like a girl, and I want to suck them"

 

[Blazor]

lolol

 

[Blazor]

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