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[X]

 

[Murdock]

 

[X]

Okay okay go to the BF locker room and take a cold shower lady

 

[Murdock]

you’re welcome

 

[X]

Can’t say I ever heard that one before

 

[X]

I feel like JACK is a throat demon BAAHAHAHAH

 

[X]

I asked my therapist why am I so critical? She said because I’m an asshole

 

[Joe]

Here X your Cold Play Concert preview:

 

[X]

Lily, JACK messaged me and asked me to find an avenue back under your skirt

 

[X]

Holy fuck was that last night?

 

[Lily]

Lol...funny, X. You lie though

 

[Lily]

What happened last night?

 

[Murdock]

Jack would love nothing more than to tap this A$$

 

[X]

Nope, do I ever lie lily

 

[Lily]

Ewww, gross, Murdy.

 

[Lily]

Sure, X...lol...

 

[X]

No, that video JOE poasted of Coldplay, was that last nights concert at the Roger’s centre?

 

[Murdock]

if they wanna fuck… pwned! Hahah

 

[Lily]

 

[X]

Who wants to fuck?

 

[X]

Okay Lily I take your eagerness as a sign towards an olive branch

 

[X]

I’ll pass along the message

 

[Lily]

Eagerness for what, dear?

 

[X]

For a truce

 

[Lily]

Unnecessary.

 

[Murdock]

You can lick my ass… I’ll hate fuck your ass when it’s over

 

[X]

@Murdy did you and Lily scissor when you went on vacay

 

[Murdock]

But then you’ll be army crawling in bushes

 

[X]

Look how lucky you two ladies are, to have X here in person

 

[Murdock]

We got stuck together like 2 toilet plungers…