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[Murdy]

is it just me or does anyone else get the vibe that prolapse finger bangs his butthole every time he posts to a female online?

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

Enjoy your pasta. I hope the red sauce does not remind you of anything....

 

[Lily]

Murdy

 

[Murdy]

Don’t choke on a clot

 

[The Prowler]

It is just you, @Murdock.

 

[The Prowler]

You always picture me in your sexual fantasies.

 

[The Prowler]

From Day 1 when you sent me a gross tut picture and I told you NO THANKS you have had it bad for me.

 

[The Prowler]

I had no idea rejection would just make you even more obsessed.

 

[Murdy]

ewww

 

[Murdy]

no means NO

 

[Murdy]

well I just lost my appetite imagining that plastic wrestling belt

 

[The Prowler]

Everyone loves The Belt. Especially The New Belt.

 

[Murdy]

and by everyone you mean you

 

[Murdy]

be honest… you wear it when you bang the Mrs

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

I am gonna go. I feel like Murdock is about to come down with another bad case of Prowleritis. It starts with a fever and ends with heartbreak.

 

[Murdy]

Hey.. anyone who can body slam a 300 lb man beast deserves a commemorative plastic champion belt

 

[Murdy]

Did I go too far with that last one???

 

[The Prowler]

I wonder at what point @Lily and @Murdy realized that "300 pound man beast" could apply to either of them....

 

[Adam Hitler]

 

[Jack]

Morning @Adam Hitler

 

[Adam Hitler]

"Moooooooooooo!"

 

[Adam Hitler]

Alright Jack.

 

[Jack]

Murdy is a wild woman

 

[Adam Hitler]

She's a dumb bitch.

 

[Jack]

It's funny watching Lily "Yes ma'am" "tee hee" in the sb

 

[Jack]

She's a dumb bitch as well