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[MANCID RILKO]

That guy wasn't a dwarf

 

[Admin.]

That’s probably why they threw him out.

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Alticus]

lol She's a cutie.

 

[Fredricka]

 

[Fredricka]

After some serious research ive diagnosed Alticus with Dissociative Identity Disorder ,youre welcome. Get it sorted mate

 

[Jack]

I find it quite sordid.

 

[Fredricka]

I just dont think we should have to put up with people like that, why cant he take proper meds or something

 

[Frood]

I had two double expressos through night and can't sleep.

 

[Frood]

**the

 

[Alticus]

@Frood I feel your pain. I had a few of them in one night years ago. Sleep was not easy until the caffeine crash.

 

[Frood]

 

[Alticus]

Caffeine is like buying energy in credit. lol

 

[Alticus]

Here's something for ya:

 

[Alticus]

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[Alticus]

Caffeine is like buying energy on credit. lol

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hay Bastard Asswipes! Where the fuck is everyone?

 

[Frood]

In bed

 

[Alticus]

Bed?! Beds are for pussies soldiers. Who needs a bed? I once stayed up for 25 days straight with a rusty 12 inch knife stuck in my buttocks. Try sleeping through the night naked at the base of Mt. Kilimanjaro with insects climbing up your ass while fighting off Lions with one hand and survive to tell the tale.

 

[Alticus]

Beds? I'll take a barbed wire floor mat any day.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Shut up, you wuss. You cried like a little bitch when you saw that roach crawl in the kitchen.

 

[Fredricka]

With all this strife it seems Alticus has been driven back to the booze, sup up drunky

 

[Alticus]

Roaches? What do you know about roaches? I once slept in a broken down shack in Brazil with roaches everywhere. I ate all 10,000 of them.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

You're one totally sick bastard.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

I admire you.

 

[Alticus]

I'm a beast. You best keep that in mind before I plant my size 20 up that lily white ass of yours.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Fredricka]

Careful you dont fuck up with your alt again alti

 

[Alticus]

Alright soldiers! The Colonel is hitting the hay. I haven't slept in 45 days.

 

[Admin.]

Don’t let the bed midgets bite!