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[Fredricka]

This guys asking for a glassing now, how many bitches do i need to glass today, form an orderly queue please

 

[Admin.]

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[Jack]

They get all the glass out?

 

[Fredricka]

No, they think theres still a tiny bit in there, i need to wait for an appointment with a specialist

 

[Seamajor]

Yawn

 

[Fredricka]

Seamajor if you cant offer get well wishes get out of my sb

 

[Fredricka]

He did as he was told, good lad

 

[Jack]

 

[Courier 6]

Looks like I didn't miss anything.

 

[Jack]

Not really. The clique is cliqueing the mad cow is mooooing

 

[Admin.]

The dick is pouting having been being decliqued

 

[Admin.]

 

[Courier 6]

"Centuwion... why do they... *tittuh* so?"

 

[Courier 6]

"Ah they... *wagging* me?"

 

[Fredricka]

Wtf is this mumbo jumbo?

 

[Frood]

Fredricka is Scots? Wut?

 

[Fredricka]

Thats Libelous

 

[Frood]

 

[Frood]

Well, in your defence... your pearlies in the pics are all there and with no visible black death...

 

[Fredricka]

Have you ever seen rab c nesbit? Its a documentary about blandscape, very interesting

 

[Frood]

Was it filmed at a open coffin wake?

 

[Fredricka]

No, scottish slums

 

[X]

Yoo ok Freddy?

 

[Frood]

Same thing, Fred....really.

 

[Fredricka]

Yes, mostly. You?

 

[X]

Me? LOL I’m drinked, but not drunk, I threw in the towel today

 

[X]

I just came back from the butcher shop, grabbed some marinated skin peeled off skirt steak

 

[Fredricka]

You making pasties?

 

[X]

$47 enough for 4 it’s really really good, melts in your mouth

 

[X]

Pasties?? You turkey!