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[X]

Kids, pffft .. Fatherfuckers are young adults

 

[X]

Even the night is hot today, shit

 

[Lily]

I was gone most of the day, this afternoon I was running around getting my grandson prepped for baseball. It's his first year, I hope he likes it

 

[Lily]

They'll always be your kids, X.

 

[Lily]

They'll always be your "kids", X.

 

[Lily]

@Courier 6 I'm dying to try the peach sometime if I can find it.

Mt Dew has a peach soda.

 

[LotusBud]

@LotusBud I knew I should have gone for that USAID grant when I had the chance. I was gonna study lesbian snails in the riverine habitat.

So, Trump didn't make your life any better. Gotcha.

 

[Frood]

Until somebody formerly living in Costa Ebola abducts them...

 

[The Question]

Yes, X, they'll always be "your kids." No matter how many times you rinse out the sock.

 

[Lily]

STFU, pervert

 

[The Question]

Nuts to you, bovid.

 

[X]

Ha ha you’re a begger

 

[X]

and a pervert

 

[Lily]

Online panhandler...

 

[X]

 

[X]

And his arms are to short for in body

 

[X]

And his arms are to short for his body

 

[Lily]

His face is too ugly for this planet.

 

[X]

Fuck !! I bet I get the wrench from scooter LOL

 

[The Question]

Rubens' wet-dream. Wait, sorry, misspelled that; I meant Paul Reubens, not Peter Paul Rubens.

 

[X]

In fact I must take leave in protest of his kind being able to roam free around here

 

[X]

Good night Lily, he gives me the creeps

 

[Lily]

Goodnight X. If we stop talking to or about him, he'll slink off into the fuck off corner again.

 

[The Question]

Oh, no! You're leaving! OH, the huge-MANATEE!

 

[Frood]

Oink Oink

 

[Weeg]

MAGA!!!!!!

 

[Seamajor]

Easy DD. You’re gonna have a heart attack. I’d miss you

 

[Frood]

Easy DD. You’re gonna have a heart attack. I’d miss you

 

[mastersplither]

I see that Twinkerbell was up to his usual shenanigans last night

 

[Jack]

Who is "Twinkerbell"?

Asking for a friend....