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[jack]

Hahahaha

 

[The Associate]

I have the solution to ALL X's problems.

 

[jack]

It was funny going back through old threads and seeing the exact same routine wird for word

 

[The Associate]

First, @X , go to the grocery store and buy a can of whipped cream. The kind that has the little nozzle on the end, where you bend it to dispense the contents.

 

[jack]

Years ago mind you

 

[jack]

It was funny going back through old threads and seeing the exact same routine word for word

 

[The Associate]

Next, when you get home, go into the bathroom; then drop trou, drop yer drawers, and jam that nozzle all the way in your piss-hole.

 

[The Associate]

Then crank that sucker and dispense the whole can up in thar.

 

[The Associate]

I don't know what the exact results will be; I'm no biochemist. But I strongly suspect you'll have a little "adventure"...

 

[Lily]

 

[Fredricka]

Yep

 

[X]

Courier sure does some odd shit with whipped cream

 

[X]

I bet JACK sells how-to books at his dildo shop I bet that’s where courier learnt that

 

[X]

 

[X]

Anyone wanna say hi? I’ll be here for a minute, still

 

[X]

 

[X]

FUCK YOU XXXX!!

 

[Fredricka]

Hi :)

 

[X]

Hi lady!!!!!

 

[The Associate]

Shut up, feeb.

 

[X]

It’s the season, the tree sap plummets from every orifice

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

You should see a doctor about that.

 

[X]

I’m trying to secure an oasis ticket for tonight

 

[X]

The reviews have been good

 

[Fredricka]

The band?

 

[The Associate]

I recommend that you stage-dive. Face-first. Onto the concrete. Before the audience gets there.

 

[X]

@Dove oh! So you’re not gonna drop a polished turd of wisdom in the SB??

 

[X]

Yes the band, Fredrika

 

[Fredricka]

Youll have to watch them through the window of a telly shop c6