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[Jack]

that was her daughter. She actually looks like this:

 

[Adam Hitler]

yeah thats the one.

 

[Fredricka]

I'd never find it now i doubt

 

[Fredricka]

She says thats not her

 

[Jack]

repeatedly.

 

[Jack]

vivid walls of text denying it.

 

[Fredricka]

Btw, hi George from Pizza Hut:)

 

[Jack]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lmao yeah, George from Pizza Hut always sniffs out any mention of her.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm too lazy to bother doing that when I log in

 

[Jack]

She's obsessive about it.

 

[Fredricka]

Its a pain scrolling up, it jumps

 

[Fredricka]

Jumps past posts

 

[Jack]

I'm sure the toon will be busy with that when it wakes up from it's drug unduced sleep

 

[LotusBud]

My husband rarely gets sick, but when does he is the biggest baby on the planet. I had my son with no drugs. I repeat, no drugs. And my labr was long. It was so profoundly painful, I had the epidural with my daughter as early as possible.

 

[Jack]

smart. I delivered my first daughter in a home birth, no drugs. That was fucking awful. Two day labor. We did the 2nd one at home with a midwife...3 day labor That was fucking awful as well. Third one at a birth center with epidural. long labor but much smoother.

 

[LotusBud]

I believe to this day that my painful labor scarred my son.

 

[Jack]

wow

 

[LotusBud]

Did you plan that first birth to hve no one helping but you?

 

[Jack]

Yes. We were hippies back then. It was part of a natural birthing class and we ended up being the "final exam" so there were a bunch of people there. The leader claimed to be a midwife, but lost it during the delivery so I had to be the catcher.

 

[Jack]

It was the most frightening and awesome exoerience of my life.

 

[Jack]

It was the most frightening and awesome experience of my life.

 

[Alticus]

I bet is was Jack. Damn!

 

[Alticus]

Hi @LotusBud

 

[LotusBud]

Wow. That sounds insane. But, tes, ultimately, giving birth is an awesme experience. Certainly the most profound two experiences of my lufe.

 

[LotusBud]

Wow. That sounds insane. But, yes, ultimately, giving birth is an awesme experience. Certainly the most profound two experiences of my lufe.

 

[Jack]

 

[LotusBud]

Hi, Alticus. I can't believe you have a Larry David AV. LOL. I saw him once at this funcky vegetarian cafe I used to go to. He was there with some guy. It was an inexpensive restaurant. I thought, "It figures Larry David would eat here."

 

[Alticus]

@LotusBud I love Larry David. You should have asked for his autograph.

 

[Alticus]

Did you know that he speaks like 4 or 5 languages?