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[The Prowler]

LotusBud has spoken!!

 

[Fredricka]

He posted her pic here, so we're allowed to talk about her prowlie

 

[The Prowler]

Nobosy knows what the fuck she is talking about, but she has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I loves all the bitches. It's just some have higher fuckability ratings

 

[Weeg]

@Fredricka wrong Jacks wife is Rosey Palm…. His FLESHLIGHT!!

 

[The Prowler]

I do not think anyone should attack Jack's wife for her sausage fingers. She is an old lady. I respect my elders.

 

[The Prowler]

Wll, not really.

 

[The Question]

I don't love anyone I don't know personally.

 

[The Prowler]

But I respect people who worked in the fields for 12 hours a day for 40 years of their lives.

 

[The Prowler]

That is the only way you get sausage fingers like that!!!

 

[Fredricka]

Alticus, your next alt needs to be called sausage fingers

 

[The Prowler]

Jack was lucky to marry a woman that could defend him if he ever got in a fight.

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha

 

[The Prowler]

As long as she did not beat his skinny ass behind close doors.

 

[The Prowler]

Husband abuse is a real thing.

 

[Weeg]

Bahahahahahaga

 

[The Prowler]

Jack, just blink three times if you need help excaping your abusive marriage.

 

[LotusBud]

Does your palm turn red when you wack off too much, @Weeg?

 

[The Prowler]

Go away Lotus Bud. You have never been good at this.

 

[The Prowler]

What a retarded old witch.

 

[The Question]

Yeah, 'cause 'mastersplither' is time-and-a-half too obvious. Seriously, spotted that one like a neon sign in a bog, it was so obvious.

 

[Fredricka]

?

 

[The Prowler]

Talk about going off on a tangent.

 

[The Question]

Normally, you're a real slick customer, but "Hey, here's this alt that knows some shit it wasn't around to witness" kinda doesn't make it too tough to know whose alt it is.

 

[Fredricka]

Are we still talking about sausage fingers?

 

[The Prowler]

I think he is talking to you, Freddie. ????????????????????????????????????????

 

[Fredricka]

I think hes talking to himself as usual

 

[The Question]

I'm talking about whose alt "mastersplither" is. It's pretty goddamned obvious.

 

[Fredricka]

Who is it? Is it jacks wife?

 

[The Question]

Pretty strong indicator it's Alti. "Mastersplither" brings up shit that only three people saw: Myself, Alti, and Jack. And if it was Jack, it'd be talking about dancing or people getting fucked in the neck. So it ain't Jack.