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[X]

More $$ then brains huh Jack?

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

I do. Vaccuum 2-3 times a week, shampoo every month

 

[X]

All you’re doing is destroying the carpet

 

[X]

I vacuum two times a day

 

[Jack]

I've had my carpets over 10 years. They're not worn at all and look great after cleaning

 

[X]

If you’re washing them regularly lift a corner guaranteed the backing is separating from the pile

 

[Jack]

gets muddy here in the spring and fall

 

[X]

And the underpad probably smells

 

[X]

Gets mouldy because you wet the caroets

 

[CumSell]

even your ass, jack? just vaccuum it on sundays as you pray to GOD. he will holy bless it and everything else. your ass will be so fresh and.. well not talking from experience. just do it man

 

[Jack]

feels like an alternate reality in here sometimes.

 

[X]

Yeh that happens when you loGG on

 

[X]

Some faggy universe

 

[X]

I woke up so late

 

[X]

The cats were about ready to organize and slap me up

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Weeg was spamming me with likes lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

That rascal

 

[X]

I think Jack is a family of Jacksquatches what with all the dirt and mud and leaves in the house

 

[Jack]

just two of us and a puppy. Calm down X

 

[X]

We remedy that by removing our shoes at the door

 

[Jack]

we like the place clean and orderly.

 

[Jack]

yes, we do as well

 

[X]

How did your place become so dirty?

 

[X]

You like it clean yet only vacuum 3 times a week?

 

[Jack]

its not dirty

 

[Jack]

yeah thats every other day.

 

[X]

But mud and dirt and leaves

 

[Jack]

are in the mud room outside, which we also clean twice a week

 

[X]

Whereas I might have a crumb from some Italian bread when I made a sandwich