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[Frood]

You're a left leaning barebacked fence sitter... we know.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Bite me.

 

[Frood]

That will cost you.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, you got me there.

 

[Frood]

You should try Kubler. Even just once.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, I'll give it a try.

 

[Frood]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I forgot I still had this machine on.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Laters Bastages!

 

[Frood]

Ciao, Reggius Baatardus Maximua.

 

[Frood]

Ciao, Reggius Baatardus Maximus.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Nighty night, Reg.

 

[Frood]

4th shot of absent

 

[Frood]

4th shot of absinthe... my ear feels better.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?????

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[Frood]

Yes. It's miraculous!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[The Question]

Let's all agree on some things. First: If you're going to use 'adult language', then do it like an adult. *Pussy. Faggot. Nigger. Motherfucker.* 'kay? Either use *authentic* adult language, or fuckin' don't. Don't misspell shit like a retarded five-year-old who *thinks* he's clever. Right?

 

[The Question]

It's not 'poosey'; it's *pussy.* Like a grown man would write it. Okay?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Yeesh, TQ, who lit the firecracker under your ass?

 

[The Question]

Can we be grownups, here? Can we all agree to present ourselves as adults, at least?

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Ok, I'll stop pretending I'm a 25 year old version of myself.

 

[The Question]

Aw, Larry, you're all right. Wasn't grousing about you, man. You don't do the shit I was taking issue with.

 

[Frood]

I froze at 15 years old but my body hasn't kept up....

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

 

[The Question]

I was lighting up the tard brigade, who -- for *no* good reason -- bastardize adult language as if they're pre-teens trying to "outwit" their parents by mincing oaths. It's just a retarded, brain-dead affectation, really. "Poosey" and "pee dough" and *just fucking stop it, you dough-faced tard-bots, ye.*

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Good, because I'm actually pretending to be 18 again.

 

[The Question]

I wish I was 24 again. 1999 was the year.