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[jack]

We've got chicken thighs, probably with some veggies and new potatoes.

 

[Admin.]

I think every major Republican has shit talked a fellow Republican at one time or another. They're honorable like that.

 

[jack]

I've got to go shopping. Pick up my consulting check, get some gin for the elderberries, coffee, mayo.

 

[jack]

Take the pup for a nice walk after her nap.

 

[Fredricka]

I might have sausages for dinner

 

[Fredricka]

Jesus, we dont need your itinerary for the whole day boomer

 

[jack]

They'll be more tender if you pull them from frood's droopy asshole first.

 

[jack]

Just the way you like 'em.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

Why does sausages have her fingers up froods ass? Bit weird innit?

 

[Admin.]

They had some sirloin pork chops on sale yesterday, I think I'll recreate the simple pork coconut milk and rice casserole I threw together a couple weeks ago, but I'll add curry and some cayenne this go around.

 

[jack]

He fists himself daily with processed meats, go figure.

 

[jack]

That sounds delicious @Admin.

 

[jack]

curry and cayenne.

 

[jack]

yum.

 

[jack]

We've been marinating the breasts for the last couple days. Should be a good go.

 

[Admin.]

Oh and maybe some diced bell pepper too.

 

[jack]

He calls his wife sausages @Fredricka or are you talking about yourself?

 

[Fredricka]

You yanks eat the weirdest most sickly things

 

[jack]

I've been using flash frozen peppers lately. They go great in a saute and are much much easier to deal with than all that chopping and slicing.

 

[jack]

green yellow and orange, along with sweet onions

 

[Fredricka]

We all call your wife sausages jack. Full stop

 

[jack]

You do? That's your problem then, since that's not even remptely close to her name.

 

[jack]

Full stop.

 

[jack]

And of course, a screenshot for the file. Thanks again.

 

[jack]

 

[Fredricka]

She wasnt christened sausages? You do surprise me

 

[jack]

How do your shit covered fingers taste after you've fisted @Frood @Fredricka? Spicy? Tangy?

 

[Fredricka]

Another page for the book of fred

 

[jack]

She wasn't "christened" anything. So, how do they taste after your fist him?