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[Breakfall]

Fucking woke side!

 

[Frood]

I have tried to meditate over the years but evil shit comes at me when I'm in that state. Ive even watched as dark shadow figures assembled around me and one of them tested the energy by poking me in the eye with his shadow index finger.... and my closed eye instantly exploded in tears and I couldn’t see out of it for minutes... not an eyelash....

 

[Breakfall]

I tried to meditate, but found that it was too time-consuming. I came close to it winding down after a yoga session when I nearly fell asleep. I’ll never meditate…it’s very underwhelming for me.

 

[Breakfall]

A nice slow and calculative faaaaaaart gives me more pleasure.

 

[Frood]

It's very overwhelming though for me. I get into these states and I experience or see more stuff than I can comprehend or weather.... since I was 3-4 years old. Honestly, it's made me who I am today but I wouldn’t wish that drama on any kid, mine or not...

 

[Breakfall]

 

[Breakfall]

Check out these hilarious fart titles…

 

[Breakfall]

I honestly can’t remember a smelly fart of mine. It’s almost like I’m never full of shit. Do you guys have smelly farts?

 

[Frood]

No...I farts smell like rose water... Lebanese Aussie birds fight each other to nuzzle one nose into my crack real estate....

 

[Frood]

No...my farts smell like rose water... Lebanese Aussie birds fight each other to nuzzle one nose into my crack real estate....

 

[Breakfall]

I have the same effect on women.

 

[Breakfall]

Chicks

 

[Frood]

Chicks are for dudes.... not faggots.

 

[Breakfall]

I was going to say. Chicks seem to love kissing me right on my naught. My whole life with almost every single woman. Kiss my naught…kiss my naught. That’s one of the reason I got proactive and starting shaving it and manscaping down there. Funny that!

 

[Breakfall]

@Omnipotent do you enjoy kissing man_date too? Don’t be shy…speak freely.

 

[Breakfall]

@Frood I kissed Mrs Breakfall on her forehead for you. She giggled! Lol

 

[Adam Hitler]

I hear Caskur loves take it dry up the pooper

 

[Breakfall]

 

[LotusBud]

I honestly can’t remember a smelly fart of mine. It’s almost like I’m never full of shit. Do you guys have smelly farts?

Certainly not.

 

[LotusBud]

I hear Caskur loves take it dry up the pooper

I hear you love dildo up the pooper.

 

[LotusBud]

What is a naught?

 

[LotusBud]

@Breakfall Just curious: What do you do for a woman?

 

[Breakfall]

@LotusBud Hey Lotus. A naught is another name for anus. O-ring, porthole, naught…all have the same general shape. And for a woman …I kiss them all over. Everywhere. Particularly the naught. Because it’s naughty!

 

[Master Pu]

Breaky you get a few hours sleep?

 

[Breakfall]

@Dr. Funkenstein hey bro! Yeah man…massive red wine hangover though. Had to pop a couple paracetamol. Fuuuuuuuck!

 

[Master Pu]

Good man. Power on. Destroy the enemy. Dominate and move forward-

 

[Breakfall]

Always!

 

[Omnipotent]

naught = zero

 

[Breakfall]

@Omnipotent correct! Like an anus. Heheheheheeee

 

[UncleDiLF]

BreakFart again? Are you still a softie today?