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[SirSuperSouthern]

Like me...

 

[cw_]

heh edgelord

 

[Murdy]

I’m afraid of buttholes. I pretend like I don’t have one.

 

[cw_]

carpe petat

 

[Murdy]

I don’t have any carpet my butthole for you to pet. Sorry.

 

[cw_]

seize the butt <------translation

 

[Murdy]

Is that when the hairs around the butthole get tangled?

 

[Weeg]

@Murdy yes. The hairs need cleaned and then conditioner then braided

 

[Murdy]

Is there a special kind of conditioner for this issue?

 

[Lily]

Ain't nobody in Ohio heard of a Brazilian wax?

 

[Lily]

@Weeg blast momma's butthole with a pressure washer then have her get a Brazilian wax job.

 

[cw_]

i'm not sure they do that in church or at the chinese take out

 

[cw_]

maybe they should, but they don't

 

[Lily]

Momma never leaves the cave? Oh my. This sort of sounds like a Mrs. Bates situation.

 

[cw_]

cave dwelling can get ugly

 

[Lily]

Did you kill your momma, Norman, err @Weeg and taxidermy her?

 

[Murdy]

I haven’t needed a Brazilian… but I did have my butthole bleached and it is glorious.

 

[Lily]

Only women that have hairy buttholes need them. I am not a hairy person, thankfully.

 

[cw_]

 

[Lily]

Not being hairy is too much information? Oh lort, go get the smelling salts

 

[cw_]

hairy buttholes should never be typed, that's something DiLF wood dig

 

[cw_]

lol

 

[cw_]

someone should make a hairy butthole nic, not me, i'm an extremely busy person who doesn't fear hair

 

[Murdy]

I have hair on my body but it’s blonde.

 

[Murdy]

I don’t consider myself hairy though.

 

[Murdy]

Harry Buttholes should be profile here lol

 

[Murdy]

Harry B. Holz

 

[cw_]

lulz

 

[X]

balloon knots ??

 

[Courier Six]

Neil B. Formi?