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[cw_]

hey grouchy have you considered changing your nic to oscar the roach?

 

[Lily]

Well @Oscar The Grouch if you got hosed down, I'd invite you over to breakfast.

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

Monday, Tuesday Friday. It doesn't matter. They all suck.

 

[Lily]

I just realized that Oscar the grouch is a grumpier version of Eeyore.

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

@Lily I might take you up on that. All I have is rotten banana peelings in my can. That big fucking dog down the streat ate my beef jerky.

 

[Lily]

Okay, but you have to sit outside on the patio table...cuz, well, you stink.

 

[cw_]

perhaps Eeyore merely possessed Ennui

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

I can live with that. Is there free drinks?

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

I could use a beer or 90.

 

[cw_]

all the beer in the world is at my place losers

 

[Lily]

There's the hose...it's attached to a spigot

 

[Lily]

We have much more hard liquor than beer, oh we have a lot of wine too

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

@cw_ Would I have to be on the patio?

 

[Lily]

A little beer too though

 

[Lily]

Yes!

 

[cw_]

up to you where you roll your can Oscar

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

Something just occurred to me. I look like a giant nug of weed.

 

[cw_]

LOL

 

[Lily]

You do, these people will burn you alive...watch out!

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

 

[Oscar The Grouch]

You two fine ladies have a good day.

 

[Lily]

You too Oscar, have a good one!

 

[reaper]

I see why you unbanned me.This place is dead as a door nail.Now someone bring me Lotus as I have something to say to that nonce.

 

[cw_]

aren't you supposed to enjoy death 'reaper'?

 

[Scooter]

PARTY TIME TODAY!!! BIG COOKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Labor Day! I walked up to the local grocery store and got an 8-piece broasted chicken and a 2 lb. container of Italian pasta salad to snack on. I'm gonna relax and do some laundry. I've been drinking a lot of this and I'm gonna drink it until it runs out.

 

[Lily]

how terrible that BF denizens have lives outside of the internet they're out enjoying

 

[Lily]

*hiss*

 

[cw_]

*boo*

 

[Scooter]

*hiss*

*piss*

 

[Admin.]

Who is this reaper chick?