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[Murdy]

We call schwag dirt out here

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I haven't smoked any dirt in so long that the muscle memory in my hands couldn't freehand a perfect twist any more...

 

[Murdy]

I can’t it gives me a headache

 

[Murdy]

I’m sure it’s like riding a bike…

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

When did you last see some authentic shwag?

 

[Murdy]

not since my dad was alive… at least a year since I found that bad in his office

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Shit, alright. I'll go hunting for some, and then video me rolling a joint...

 

[Murdy]

BAG

 

[Lily]

Better than a wall of meat shielding meat flaps and turkey wattle

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Thanks dear, but that was obvious...

 

[Murdy]

The dispensaries sell decent shake in large quantities

 

[Murdy]

I just buy that and then I don’t have to grind it for my bong

 

[Lily]

At least I can cook you flappy cunt

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Average shake saves people the hassle of de-seeding shwag...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm pro at that too. put crushed weed on a sheet of paper.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Then gently sift it down to the table over and over.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Make sure the sticks are gone too, then get into the heavy lifting.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Damn, I'm gonna make this a goal of mine now...

 

[Murdy]

Do you have a rolling tray? Mine is leopard

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

No, I don't twist the ends of my nails; I push the remeneants in and then tuck em in...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Nails - because they're packed solid and can be rolled right at homeone on a flat table...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Yes, even after it's lit...

 

[Murdy]

Oooh I just found an unopened magic mushroom chocolate bar in my nightstand

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

And no, I don't have a rolling tray because I don't roll weed any more...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Nice...

 

[Murdy]

They are handy if you ever getting back into it

 

[cw_]

I have one but don't use it, I use pipes

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

@Murdy did you see the pic I posted here showing the shrooms I've got atm?

 

[Murdy]

No…

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

alright, gimme a sec