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[UncleDiLF]

Na, I skip!!! She looks like filth!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Thats all you have in filthy Brazil???

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

She has that "crazy eyes" thing going on, I thought she'd perfect for you.

 

[X]

DolF no likey crazy woman ??

 

[X]

No peney that's why ??

 

[Weeg]

@UncleDiLF momma sez if yoo hurt me she will "shank yoor bitch ass".

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

rotflmao weeg

 

[LotusBud]

Weeg, how many hours a day are you not in the immediate vicinity of your momma?

 

[Weeg]

maybe 4

 

[The Countess]

HAHAHAHA @ shank

 

[The Countess]

Lord, that was funny asf

 

[Weeg]

MOMMA DONT PLAY! TRUST ME I KNOW

 

[LotusBud]

Truly a sign of time and things to come. And don't be fooled, PLENTY of people and cultures around this world who are still having lots of children.

For anyone who has baby fever ~ daycare is $1,400 per month here.

LOL way cheaper to buy condoms and such

who wants to use condoms? I’m a raw doggie perv lol

I had a spermogram done a few months ago

Weed has made 70% of my sperm cells retarded, handicapped or simply too lazy to swim

^^^ one of the many positive effects of habitual marijuana usage lol

I just saw a study that shows sperm count is down overall by 78% since the 1970s. We weren’t meant to live like this. Too much stress.

Also the food, too many chemicals and pollution too

An old friend of my sister had decided to have a baby and she asked her to ask me if I could be a donor

But after the results came up, I saw that was too much of a risk.

Even though they can pick a good spermatozoid, I can't imagine having so many duds in my cum can be a good thing.

There are way too many chemicals everywhere -- in food, clothing, makeup, furniture -- way too much toxicity in the air we breathe, and far too many people ingesting pharmaceuticals. It's definitely not good for fertility.

 

[X]

Do you alwaysact like a retarded child ? must make momma proUD

 

[Big Sexy]

I just found out about a sex resort in the Dominican republic

 

[Big Sexy]

Viking Exptic Resorts

 

[Big Sexy]

Viking Exotic Resorts

 

[Big Sexy]

Might be worth the STDs

 

[UncleDiLF]

Weeg, you FatherFucker! Tell yo momma that she suck!!!

 

[X]

whooose father you fuck weeg ? plus watch out for Dilfus lockerroom grope move

 

[X]

Hi @LotusBud I haven't seen you lately ... polishing your nipples ?

 

[Joe]

@ Billy Balls - don't ferget that COVID's a factor when usiin' them hookers now.

 

[Joe]

Hookers carry more than just STD's eh.

 

[LotusBud]

Hi @LotusBud I haven't seen you lately ... polishing your nipples ?

Are you serious? No. They get polished without me having to do much.

 

[Weeg]

Oh momma is sharpening her shanks and she has names on them

 

[LotusBud]

@UncleDiLF momma sez if yoo hurt me she will "shank yoor bitch ass".

Does she shank people with the rhubarb before she makes pie?

 

[LotusBud]

Sharpening some underripe rhubarb.

 

[X]

Hi @LotusBud I haven't seen you lately ... polishing your nipples ?

Are you serious? No. They get polished without me having to do much.

lol wow ! talented nipples

which is the good one ?

 

[Weeg]

@LotusBud frost took the rhubarb. Nothing left now.

 

[Weeg]

We are just cleaning up and waiting for the big snow. Have 20 cords of wood cut and got a pile of coal we collected from where the road cuts thru.