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[SirSuperSouthern]

We park. The fucking instant we get out and step on filthy concrete, we get rushed by bums...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

45

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

They ask us wtf we were doing ther and wtf we were looking for...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We're all, Shit we're just here to watch GWAR! Like the kids we were...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

really? some reason I guessed maybe a couple years older.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

GWAR GWAR YESSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

They looked astonished and informed us that the show was sold out but that they could get tickets for us at $50 each...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We were all, We'll be right back!

 

[Iggy McLulz]

hmmmm sounds dodgy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

We go up to the counter to the ugly chick with zits and a shitty mohawk and desperatly asked her if there were any more tickets left!?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Bitch looked puzzled, kinda sneered, and said $12 a pop...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Life lesson.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

GWAR tickets have always been cheap

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Unless they were "sold out" lol

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I was so young, hang on a sec, lemme show you...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I didn't go to my first real arena show until I was in my 30s but one thing I know is GWAR was always affordable.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

it wasn't even GWAR lol my first paid show was MGK. Halestorm before they signed.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

That was me at 17, from basic training...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

aww you were cute

 

[Iggy McLulz]

look like my brother in his uniform

 

[Iggy McLulz]

he was 17 when he signed up

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Goofle Army War College, that's where I was sent. Got a 92 on my ASFAB...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

he was nation gaurds yeah I know. But he still went through shit

 

[Iggy McLulz]

national*

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Meh, the Marines go through too much bullshit, their basic is 13 weeks of suckage...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

so basically like boot camp for unmanageble kids?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

Marines don't have it easy

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I was fresh out of boarding military school and basic was a laughable breeze by comparison...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

I think military ruins men. Doesn't make them stronger or better

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

They heard my GWAR playing, ripped it outta my jam box I was allowed to keep because of my grades, and snapped the origional copy right then and there. Still burns my ass...