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[Edgar Friendly]

I tried autoerotic asphyxiation once, but I fucked it up and ended up doing autoerotic intoxication instead.

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Had a beer too many and thought I looked pretty.

 

[jack]

That's how Robin williams offed himself.

 

[Weeg]

Oh theres Edgar! He just finished his favorite lunch! Cream of Sum Yung Guy!

 

[Weeg]

Wipe yoor lip. Yoo got cream of Sum Yung Guy on it

 

[Edgar Friendly]

You don't even know how the Sumyung-Gai joke works.

 

[Weeg]

I invented it FOOL!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

You invented *being* a fool.

 

[Weeg]

I AM WEEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

FAMOUS!!! KING of FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

You're a homunculus with a prolapsed spatula.

 

[Weeg]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Weeg]

I AM FOREVER!!!!!

 

[Weeg]

I am ALPHA and OMEGA!!! ASk Dilfy!!

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Have you tasted the savage bliss of culinary warfare!

 

[Weeg]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Weeg]

I like corn dogs though

 

[Weeg]

with catch up4

 

[jack]

The Beginning and The End?

 

[Edgar Friendly]

I HAVE BROUGHT THE ARMIES OF TANTALUS TO THEIR KNEES WITH BUT A SINGLE SOUFFLE!

 

[Weeg]

yes we WEEGS are ETERNAL

 

[Weeg]

WE always were and will always be

 

[Edgar Friendly]

So you're just... the Skanz.

 

[Weeg]

I am GODS special child

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

WHAT ARE THESE TARANTULUS YOU SPEAK OF?

 

[Weeg]

SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do not like

 

[jack]

My girlfriend was part tarantula

 

[Edgar Friendly]

Ohhh, you're special, all right. Olympically.

 

[Weeg]

12 PACKS!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[TheBlueCashew Enigma]

@jack how many legs partner?