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[Mr. Wednesday]

Well, if you'd blacked out, you mightn't remember that you'd blacked out.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Do you remember telling us that you weren't sure if the hallucination was from huffing coal smoke or if it was because you ate a bag of metal toy jacks?

 

[Weeg]

but no

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Did you poop out the metal toy jacks yet? Bet that wasn't fun.

 

[Weeg]

@Edgar Friendly can yoo stop talking? Little House on the Praire is on

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Am I posting louder than the television? That's awful.

 

[Weeg]

yes and momma is getting mad

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Did she get the flowers I sent her?

 

[Weeg]

thay were died

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I know, I stole them from your dad's grave.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I thought if she liked 'em that much the first time, she'd like 'em again.

 

[Weeg]

hes not died GOD DAM IT!!! Hes in prison

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

So your mom is just being prepared. That's wise.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

How old is your dad Weeg?

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Weeg is a prison baby!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It's a great origin story for his upcoming career as a shopping cart stunt driver.

 

[Weeg]

69 i think]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Best i remember Weeg said hes in his 60s so im wondering is his dad 80 or 90 in prison

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

How old is Weeg senior??

 

[Weeg]

no i said 50s

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Well spank my ass and call me Suzie

 

[Weeg]

momma will do that after Little House is over

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

There's no mandatory retirement age for shopping cart racing, right @Weeg ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Momma spank meh!!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

And Spank Stinky while youre at it

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

The dirty scoundrel could use a licking

 

[Weeg]

shopping carts racing is FUN!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You'll take the checkered flag at the Wal-Mart 500 yet, @Weeg , I just know it.

 

[Weeg]

We race down the holler

 

[realgrimm]

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