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[SirSuperSouthern]

Now stfu so I can get back to ruining some douchefuck...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I forget what I was doing, nice moves you dumb fuck. Watch your back - keep turning around!

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Now I've lost interst in my mark, for the moment. You're the otherwise innocent fuckpigger who jinggled some shiney keys. You got anything intersting to say?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Look at meeee:

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You showed up at the wrong place at the wrong time asshole, sit tight while I explain...

 

[HeadOn!]

Hey, you said STFU, so I obligingly S'd The F directly U.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Good bitch...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hold on, then I ordered you to tell us all a little about yourself. Go on then...

 

[HeadOn!]

Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination. [points to the soldier next to him] Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. But the two of us together? Forget it! I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka isn't always gonna be there to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a

 

[HeadOn!]

Wait, that's not right.

 

[HeadOn!]

I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water!

 

[Weeg]

PRAISE JESUS!!!

 

[jack]

Hi x...I mean weeg. Hows it goihg?

 

[Weeg]

All good here in Ohio! Church and then chinese buffet later. How yoo doin?

 

[jack]

What's round on the ends and tall in the middle? :::sips coffee:::

 

[Weeg]

hotdog

 

[jack]

O-HI-O lol

 

[Weeg]

hhahahah I like that!!

 

[jack]

ugh still havent figured out how to post pics in the shoutbox

 

[HeadOn!]

Fuck. [ img ] <url> [ /img ] (remove the spaces)

 

[jack]

That was helpful

 

[jack]

I tried that...got that wall of text above

 

[jack]

maybe lower case

 

[jack]

nope

 

[HeadOn!]

Try just the URL. Maybe it's not a usable one.

 

[jack]

ah there

 

[HeadOn!]

There ya go.

 

[Weeg]

purdy girl

 

[jack]

thank you

 

[HeadOn!]

Who's that? (Assuming it's a 'who', looks a bit AI-ish.)