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[X]

Today I got stuck in a snow drift and had to push my bike and throttle at the same time, for the first time in my life I got winded

 

[X]

man, I sat there and gasped for air LOL

 

[jack]

On your bike?

 

[X]

getting fucking old and in my head I'm still the invincible idiot I was, NOPE!

 

[X]

You know what really SUCKS!

 

[X]

I cant see anymore so I cant wear all my cool Bolle and Oakly sunglasses anymore

 

[X]

scared to do laser

 

[jack]

laser is good. almost foolproof and works

 

[jack]

quick and easy

 

[X]

did you do it?

 

[jack]

yes. I had glaucoma and cataracts and it gave me 20/20

 

[X]

can you shoot lasers from your eyes now?

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

yes I can

 

[X]

I wish I were braver, itll be the death of me

 

[jack]

its scary having them go in your fucking eye

 

[X]

Yup

 

[X]

getting re-balled ffs

 

[X]

@Reggie_Essent You know how to play any country classic circa 60s 70s

 

[jack]

Me?

 

[Scooter]

I like the crashes.

Me Too. That's part of the reason I like to watch it.

My best friend keeps saying that we need to go see a monster trucks show. I'd be into that. But I also say that we should go to one of those bull riding events. I love watching that stuff and always root for the bulls.

 

[X]

Hi fwoks im pretty buzzedm drUNk? no

 

[X]

who has me on hide um srry

 

[X]

 

[The Question]

I can't think of anything more pathetic than doing an authentically shit job of pretending to be drunkposting.

 

[Flynn]

That's stupid. Why would anyone pretend to be drunk? Oh, nevermind, I forgot you were talking about X.

 

[jack]

morning @Alticus

 

[Alticus]

Good morning jack :)

 

[Weeg]

mornin freends!!

 

[Alticus]

Morning Weegster!