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They also have a pizza chain called, get this... 'Pizza Ranch. As if, in the midwest, there are majestic herds of undomesticated PIZZAS... thundering across the prairie...
 
"Oh yah, yoobetcha, can you fax me a copy o' dat?" "No, Gretchen, I can't. We don't have faxes where I live." "O? And where is it dat ya live, den?" "2025, Gretchen. I live in 20-fucking-25."
 
i'm doing well. Its a blizzard here. drove through ice to feed the neighbors cat and picked up a really nice bottle of Fiction, which is my favorite red blend. I'm home for the rest of the day chillin