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[Weeg]

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[Weeg]

im going to drink a 12 pack now

 

[Alticus]

@Weeg Have fun!

 

[Jack]

Don't trust any farts, y'hear weeg?

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Jack]

Where's X?

 

[Jack]

fuck get in here

 

[X]

what happened, you tell alticus to pluck your cock hairs

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

nah just fed the kitty again. made me think of you

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[X]

Ollie how goes the treatment for ballo0n knot addidtion?

 

[X]

JACK recently kicked the habit of sniffing bike seats

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Why are you struggle with homosexuality?

 

[X]

Fuck yoooo Ollie shagmiester

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There. Just rearranged all the pictures on the living room wall and dusted and vacuumed.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I hate women's work.

 

[Lily]

It's your house.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I hear that but someones gotta do it

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I should hire a Juanita for this shit.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It looks a lot nicer though.

 

[Lily]

That attitude is why young women don't want to marry

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Real men just don't have the nesting instinct that bitches do.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

We're basically fucking slobs.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Who said anything about young women? Older ladies are where its at

 

[LotusBud]

OMG, STFU while you're ahead, @Reggie_Essent

 

[Lily]

Older ladies? Well, I'm an older lady and I don't clean up after everything on my own.

 

[Lily]

Everyone has to pull their weight.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I hear that, Oliver.