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[LotusBud]

I'd be surprised if you had more than 4 or 5 inches, and on the thin side, too.

 

[Lily]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I see ... so was I on target with the crone bit or the port wine?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[LotusBud]

I hate port and I ain't no crone, so, wrong again.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Crones that drink port usually fantasize about the dicks of men they get moist thinking of.

 

[Jack]

LOL on the other hand @LotusBud you have to figure he was totally catfished by George from Pizza Hut so take that into consideration regarding his descriptions of you.

 

[LotusBud]

LOL

 

[LotusBud]

@Reggie_Essent I wasn't fantasizing about your little pao. Trust me. And I hate port, like I said.

 

[Jack]

I hate port as well. Too sweet. I like wine dry

 

[LotusBud]

@Reggie_Essent I wasn't fantasizing about your little pau. Trust me. And I hate port, like I said.

 

[LotusBud]

Way too sweet. It gives me a mean headache. I like dry red.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Port does suck, but Port is Portugals' biggest product.

 

[Jack]

You'd like this red blend I'm drinking: "Fiction"

 

[LotusBud]

I also like Portuguese green wine. Vinho verde. Really nice if you ever see it in the states.

 

[Jack]

Green?

 

[LotusBud]

@Reggie_Essent, there is a winery every half mile in Portugal. Port may be its biggest export, though I don't think so. It is NOT its biggest product.

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah. Green. It's really nice. It's a white slightly sparkling wine but it looks green because, well, grapes are green. It's called green wine.

 

[Jack]

That sounds like fun

 

[LotusBud]

Portugal's largest exports are cars, motor vehicle parts, and clothing goods. Additionally, Portugal is the world's largest exporter of corks (more than €1 billion annually). The primary export partners of Portugal are Spain, Italy, France and Germany.

 

[Jack]

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Lotus is an expert at wiener size

 

[LotusBud]

Also there are cork and olive trees everywhere here. They're beautiful. Portugal doesn't import all that much stuff. It's pretty self sustaining. That's one of their goals. So, yeah, there is way more wine here than there is port. Also, Portugal is well known for its linens and ceramics. Port? Muhhh.

 

[LotusBud]

@Oliver, I carry a ruler with me.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You lusty ol gal you

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Geesh! @LotusBud you didn't have to look all that up. I was just poking you with a pointy stick. I'd pull your pig tails, but I don't think old crones wear their hair in pig tails.

 

[The Prowler]

@LotusBud looked it up and still spewed out a bunch of nonsense. Is she retarded?

 

[X2.0]

Hi,where is my bro ?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

He got stuck in Mamas ass

 

[X2.0]

X is cool