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[Mr. Wednesday]

Continent Jarts, with 747s.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Never on ice. The last time I played ball hockey was around 30 years ago.

 

[The Prowler]

People who do not play hockey and never have surely do not understand the Hockey Culture in Canada.

 

[Alticus]

I guess not.

 

[Alticus]

Let me guess. You played for the Leafs and retired rich.

 

[Alticus]

You golf with Gretzky too don't you?

 

[The Prowler]

Like I said, you do not understand hockey culture. That is why you ask such stupid questions.

 

[Alticus]

Sorry I let you down.

 

[Alticus]

Next week I'll pack up and leave the country.

 

[The Prowler]

It would be nice. But where would you go?

 

[Alticus]

I would go to Alaska and live with the bears.

 

[Alticus]

Build a cabin, stock up on salmon and maybe do the Deadliest Catch thing that's so popular.

 

[The Prowler]

They would catch you and throw you in Gitmo. America does not need useless illegal immigrants...

 

[Alticus]

I would apply for citizenship first of course.

 

[The Prowler]

Fuckin' @Alticus is such an idiot! He is like those Leftist twat Americans who think they can just "Move to Canada". You would apply for American citizenship and they would put a big REJECT stamp on the application after laughing their asses off. Canada is stuck with you. Sucks for us.

 

[Alticus]

How do you know? Do you work for their government?

 

[Alticus]

I'm a pretty charming individual you know.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

(To the tune of 'Living In America') "LIVING WITH THE ESSSQUIMAUX!"

 

[The Prowler]

You are like an Ontario version of Senile @Joe. A big useless lump of flesh costing the rest of us contributing members of society. Your greatest achievement has been....becoming a moderator at Bastard Factory. Hahaha!!! That must really impress the prospective employer!!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

*pictures James Brown dancing around an igloo* "NANOOK RUBS IT! HOO HA!"

 

[Alticus]

What do you contribute exactly?

 

[Jack]

Fucking lol

 

[Jack]

He has an arctic white Dodge Neon

 

[Alticus]

Prowliar is "trolling" me.

 

[Jack]

You poor thing.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Maybe he has an arctic white igloo.

 

[Alticus]

 

[Jack]

Ups 445 time to close the store and feed the cat

 

[Jack]

Bback a lil later.

 

[Alticus]

Take care bro.