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[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Very sexy.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

You can use a grater and get free cheese too !

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Eeeeeewwwwwwwww.....

 

[The Associate]

Damn, dude's got Zombie Apocalypse Tennis Shoes right thur.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Walking Dead Slippers.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Feet of Grit

 

[The Associate]

ReanimatedBoks.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Heels of Steel

 

[The Associate]

Jesus Moccasins

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Paw of Awe

 

[Seamajor]

And me in my flip flops

 

[The Associate]

Night Of The Living Hoofers

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Paging Dr. Scholl

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Clod Stompers of Hell

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

No cure for the pedicure

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Toe fungus is among us

 

[The Associate]

Gotta get them hooves debrided, man. lol

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

I salute the poor bastard that has to do that job

 

[The Associate]

Sandpaper oughta do it.

 

[The Associate]

Or steel wool...

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

40 grit should do it

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

belt sander for the win

 

[Seamajor]

A file works good

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

 

[The Associate]

Or, fuck it -- leave 'em as-is, start up a fake Taylor Swift account, and get sicko simps to pay you for pics.

 

[Alfred E. Neutrump]

Wednesday's idea FTW!!!

 

[The Cuntess]

Rancid is that ur heel?

 

[The Cuntess]

Don’t you have nail salons down there

 

[The Associate]

Dudes don't go to nail salons! We let shit go until it's apocalyptic, then go to the veterinarian!

 

[The Cuntess]

Throw some Vaseline on it and put on socks. It’ll moisten up