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[Jack]

Anything decent in the line?

 

[LotusBud]

Here's their German/Irish/American/Indian/American snack.

 

[LotusBud]

I mean, it tastes like good junk food. The diffrence between this kind of thing here and there is that a lot of the artificial stuff is illegal, so they flavor these things with real spices instead of synthetic concoctions. And the flour they use is healthier. But it's still processed junk food.

 

[Jack]

That looks yum. Any condiments?

 

[Jack]

Curry and barbecue. Eat those just before a date lol

 

[LotusBud]

I mean, yeah, there are condiments here. Mustard, ketchup, mayo, then a lot of aiolis and pestos and pates. One thing they don't sell is salad dressing. Everyone makes their own, and you can buy lots of versions of balsmic from italy. nd cheap.

 

[LotusBud]

And spices are cheapt. This

89 centimos. under a buck.

 

[LotusBud]

That's basil.

 

[LotusBud]

I love the artichoke pate they sell at lidl. Mmmmmmm. On toast.

 

[Jack]

I'm moving there

 

[Jack]

whats the market there for massage, yoga and sound healing?

 

[LotusBud]

I hate to tell you, but it's pretty oversaturated. Every other foreigner I meet is doing, well, the yoga and gongs or bowls or whatever. Maybe not as much massage.

 

[Jack]

good afternoon reggie. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed aain

 

[Jack]

good afternoon reggie. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed again

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hey Jack. What makes you say that? I'm having a nice quiet afternoon.

 

[Jack]

That's nice. How are things going?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

OK. Feeling s bit under the weather here today, but that's probably because it was chores all morning and I hate fucking chores.

 

[Lily]

Maybe it's a tumor!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Now Lily's wishing a tumor on me? Nice!

 

[Seamajor]

Oh no

 

[Lily]

Jesus, don't you recognize the line from Schwarzenegger's movie, Kindergarten Cop?

 

[Lily]

He famously tells the little kid: It's not a TU MAH

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I heff a headache." Maybe it's a tumor!" "It's nadduh toomuh!"

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I heff a headache." "Maybe it's a tumor!" "It's nadduh toomuh!"

 

[Lily]

He famously tells the little kid: It's not a TOO MAH

 

[Lily]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Never saw the movie. Not much of a movie guy.

 

[Lily]

Okay, but if you believe I would wish a tumor on you, you're crazy. I'd never do that.

 

[Lily]

I don't like your politics. But I have no personal animus.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

OK. Then stop being so angry all the time just because you know I'm right.