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[X]

He sucks cock veins

 

[Jack]

We all knew MC Frood would dig it.

 

[Jack]

You could almost set your clock by it

 

[Jack]

or in X's case he could always suck your cock for it.

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

So what? It’s like a wooden dildo through your ads that ultimately gets rid of you ???

 

[X]

So what? It’s like a wooden dildo through your ass that ultimately gets rid of you ???

 

[Jack]

So what

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

@Lily hi sweetheart!!!

 

[X]

Wanna smooch???

 

[Frood]

Jack's codename at his local gloryhole is Wankenstein...

 

[Lily]

Whua? No, X. Thank you.

 

[X]

Come out’ve @Jack s ass say hi!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

X is like one of those toys where there's a string in the back of it. Pull the string and it says one of about six phrases. Except X only has two. Lame.

 

[X]

You shure hun?

 

[Jack]

Uberboy is drunk.

 

[X]

And you’re like a …… pervert mister Wednesday

 

[Lily]

Yes. I have my honey that I smooch.

 

[X]

 

[X]

LILY!!!! I’m gonna smooch @Jack then

 

[X]

 

[X]

You better stop it or else I’ll prolly fuck his head AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

How can you tell he's drunk? He's a monomaniacal babbling retard all the time.

 

[Jack]

LOL

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

X is what you'd get if you sat Ralph Wiggum down in front of an Andrew Dice Clay comedy special from the '80s.

 

[Jack]

and on that note...I'm out for the night.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Stay safe.

 

[X]

Ejackula!!!!! FUCK OFF !!! Back to cocklevania

 

[X]