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[Seamajor]

No worries

 

[Lily]

Bitch melts at 65 degrees and worries about me sweating.

 

[Lily]

What an idiot, can't handle the sun.

 

[jack]

Baaahahahahahahaha

 

[Adam]

Fat sweaty people aren't pleasant to be around

 

[Seamajor]

 

[jack]

That's why people stay away from adam

 

[Adam]

That mobility scooter of yours must get drenched

 

[Seamajor]

Mostly when I surf

 

[jack]

so fucking lame. Whats that, the 2000th time youve trotted that old acorn out?

 

[Seamajor]

Can you swim

 

[Lily]

Oh, that again. Same old shit, different day with Homo Hitler

 

[jack]

no shit.

 

[Adam]

Of course I can swim. Can Jack? Niggers are notoriously bad at swimming

 

[Seamajor]

Can you swim Scouse

 

[Lily]

He's literally complaining about me and sweat, with his stanky swamp ass at 65 degree F.

 

[jack]

No yuo

 

[Adam]

Well you're fat everyday Lily, what can I say? Unpleasant too

 

[jack]

No yuo's again?

 

[Lily]

What's that got to do with you complaining about weather?

 

[Adam]

I didn't say it's hot I said it's warm

 

[Lily]

Not a damn thing, wimp.

 

[Adam]

Who's complaining?

 

[jack]

fucking guy is a mess of contradictions

 

[Lily]

How does "warm" keep you from eating?

 

[Adam]

I just said it's too warm to eat a lot. Naturally this doesn't apply to your fat ass and you can eat loads whatever the weather

 

[Adam]

HAHAHAHA

 

[Lily]

Do you need a fainting couch, pussy?

 

[Adam]

nothing stops big Lil from raiding the fridge

 

[jack]

interesting extrapolation. How'd you get there?