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[Frood]

Seaboobs rehomes pineapples into his ass cave., Fred.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm thinking of getting a new box, but the hobos always mob the grocery store when they put them out.

 

[Seamajor]

Bummer

 

[The Question]

You should make a fort... out of hobos.

 

[Fredricka]

I heard frood, strange kichen

 

[Seamajor]

Awesome idea

 

[Reggie_Essent]

If I made a hobo fort, Admin would get insanely jealous.

 

[Seamajor]

DD is a fruit picker

 

[Frood]

I actually really prefer to sleep in my swag...really really. That's why it's pitched in the bedroom.

 

[The Question]

Sounds unhygienic.

 

[Seamajor]

Her house is filthy. The tent is also unsanitary

 

[The Question]

Always wipe your swag after you've finished. Front to back.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

The so called "futvolley"

 

[The Question]

I'm away. Don't burn the place down while I'm gone, ya balloon animals.

 

[Frood]

Swags are a specific type of canvas bivy tent. Very comfortable

 

[Seamajor]

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Now tell us about your bed

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Whoa, there's a bit of mattress in that pee stain

 

[Frood]

Swag:

 

[Seamajor]

DD described it differently

 

[Frood]

The bed pic Seabs posted is from the LA Times. Must be his bed...

 

[Frood]

Sorry, LA Tribune...

 

[Frood]

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[Reggie_Essent]

I think that's where SeaSlopey made the orphans sleep.

 

[Frood]

Ewww... is that a Mr. Zog's Sex Wax® stain?

 

[Frood]

My nipples are tingling....it's going to rain here shortly. Never fails.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

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[Frood]

Yup... it's pissing down. My weather nips are teh shit!

 

[The Scoundrel]

In Englih ya greasy fuckin wetback bint

 

[The Scoundrel]

Oh. She left