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[Reggie_Essent]

Hi X. Are you feeling better?

 

[Frood]

My butthole is on fire. I ate to much chillies again. :(

 

[jack]

my favorite song of theirs

 

[HeadOn!]

Yep, pretty decent.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Ahhh, so THAT'S the name of that song

 

[X]

Thanks for asking @Reggie_Essent

 

[jack]

hi x

 

[X]

hi jack

 

[jack]

how you feeling bud

 

[HeadOn!]

^^That audio is for X. And that's as close as you'll ever get to sympathy from me.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're Welcome, @X. I come her for therapy too. ;)

 

[jack]

my dog sounds like a kitten when she yawns. we just had a nap

 

[HeadOn!]

Before you respond to that, X, listen to the song.

 

[X]

That was her name Wednesday the fuck you tryna do

 

[X]

Thanks tho

 

[HeadOn!]

Shut up and listen to the song.

 

[X]

I just wish I had my 33 pound orange cat to hug and sniff

 

[jack]

Thats a big one

 

[jack]

I keep seeing ads for this "Willies Remedy"

 

[X]

This is the song I’m gonna kill myself too.

 

[jack]

It's some sort of hemp based elixir

 

[HeadOn!]

You're not going to kill yourself, because you're not a fucking pussy.

 

[jack]

dont kill yourself. no one makes fun of me as good as you do

 

[Frood]

Fucking hell....me guts! Gotta go again.

 

[X]

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

I want to hear every scream frood

 

[HeadOn!]

Killing yourself sends you straight to Niflhel.

 

[jack]

frood has the chili squirts

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Even worse, you have to go thru this shit all over again

 

[X]

All I could do was watch, those eyes every time I pushed the pump