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[The Question]

84 Fahrenheit here today. Damn.

 

[Fredricka]

No we never talked about that reggie

 

[Fredricka]

Unless i was drunk and dont remember

 

[Fredricka]

Someone tell whinesday to shutup for me

 

[Fredricka]

Tell him no one cares

 

[Fredricka]

I want some of lilys feistyness tbh, she dgaf

 

[Lily]

It's pretty cultural. Most Latinos are feisty

 

[Lily]

STFU Mr Whelpsday...you pathetic cunt.

 

[Lily]

Always getting into the SB to try to talk to people that really can't be bothered with him.

 

[Fredricka]

Hahaha, tellim lils

 

[Lily]

With his goofy ass fucking puns...

 

[Fredricka]

And his shitty you tubes

 

[Lily]

Jesus fuck...I cringe when I see a cunt posting dad jokes when he hasn't been near a woman in 30 years, no chance of being a dad

 

[Lily]

Yes, he's a goofy fuck.

 

[Fredricka]

Omg, mutley laugh

 

[Reggie_Essent]

There was this one time we ran a troll at Flame Champs. Reggie showed up out of the blue and announced that in two week the board would be destroyed.

 

[The Question]

You shut it, you humorless dried-out slatch. Fuck's sake, you play at being somebody's abuela, but you act like a fuckingk Chermun.

 

[Lily]

The only thing he has going for him in his pathetic favor is his refusal to have any shame.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I would say "Tick Tock Tick Tock. The time is coming soon.

 

[The Question]

Hyoomuh?! Nein! Hyoomuh ist verboten!

 

[The Question]

Vee do not do zee hyoomuh hyah, untermensch!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Meanwhile we slowly smuggled in about 20 trolls over the course of two or three weeks.

 

[Lily]

And then it was a dud, Reggie? Fascinating!

 

[The Question]

You know that saying, 'Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!'? I never knew it, but fuck me, it had a target, and the target is you, you dried-up strip of ass jerky.

 

[Lily]

I don't have a jerky ass, mofo. It's juicy as fuck...you dried up old prune, younger than me by a dozen years and look like a wart.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Then, at the appointed hour on the appointed day, all the trolls put on viking helmet avatars and proceed to shit on every thread and run into every little Flametard "match."

 

[Lily]

I don't know how you haven't given up and taken yourself out. Holy fuck...the endurance.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It was a fucking glorious Troll!

 

[The Question]

Let me pass you some sage advice, Crypt Keeper:

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That Br1ain dude got so pissed off he ran over to Valhalla, registered an account, and loudly demanded to speak with Reggie_Essent.