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[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Can you light fires in Canada without having your house invaded by the cops?

 

[X]

I even got 30% off the fireworks so it’s like $1000 buck worth

 

[X]

It’s a pile, the old me would be shitting lightning in anticipation

 

[X]

My kids best friend was running the fireworks stand

 

[X]

I light fires all the never a problem but my friends dad had the fire dept called when he was burning old growth in the spring

 

[X]

He’s a crazy old wop

 

[X]

He gave the fire dept shit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I had a Karen neighbor call the cops on me once for burning shit in my yard. But the cops couldn't do anything because my firepit had been there for decades and was grandfathered in.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I think the cop told the neighbor cunt to suck his dick. He was annoyed by the complaint.

 

[X]

Ha, good cop

 

[Seamajor]

Sound really inconsiderate to me. On the other hand, I suppose you could get away with it in a poorer neighborhood..

 

[X]

Get away with having a relaxing fire?

 

[X]

Are you a Karen, Seamajor?

 

[Seamajor]

Do you enjoy garbage smoke wafting through your house?

 

[X]

Garbage no I wouldn’t want that but the smell of seasoned maple or oak is intoxicating

 

[X]

You sound like a bitter Karen

 

[X]

There’s a reason the sell outdoor fireplaces you grumpy Karen

 

[Seamajor]

Reggie is talking about burning shit. Read his post.

 

[X]

Meh, blow a fan in your direction

 

[X]

Old growth, is wood, usually not garbage

 

[Admin.]

I love a little Garbage now and then

 

[X]

It’s the small of an attempt at a fire with wet wood that I hate, so much smoke

 

[X]

It’s the smell of an attempt at a fire with wet wood that I hate, so much smoke

 

[Seamajor]

I think you’re bull shitting yourself. Shit isn’t old growth wood. Suit yourself. My neighbor doesn’t burn anything next to my house. Got that straight years ago.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

SeaMonkey's a bitter old fuck, X. Ever since they kicked him out of Costa Rica for that orphan thing.

 

[jack]

sounds like a good time. I used to love firewors too

 

[jack]

I bet that fire puts out some good sparks

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm gonna have my fire tomorrow before the Indy starts. I'll throw an old bike tire on it just for SeaSlopey.

 

[jack]

The Indy ids almost always on my borthday. Not this year tho

 

[jack]

The Indy is almost always on my birthday. Not this year tho