1,000,000 Post Thread

[Jack]

you don't get to call these shots, so stfui

 

[Lily]

I knew a Bosnian woman that said...If Bosnia was on the southern border, we would come illegally too.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Shut up, Jack. I'm getting bored of your wild mood swings that happen on the regular.

 

[Jack]

suck it, doofus

 

[Jack]

you're a fucking one trick

 

[Lily]

Why didnt your ancestors stay in their shithole countries @Reggie_Essent

 

[Reggie_Essent]

At least I got a trick. Haven't seen yours ever.

 

[Jack]

where's my tiny violin?

 

[Lily]

They crossed a motherfucking ocean, tou stupid bastard

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why do you guys support illegal alien criminals?

 

[Jack]

misdemeanors aren't "criminals"

 

[Lily]

They crossed a motherfucking ocean, you stupid bastard

 

[Jack]

fucking moron

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Yu shut up too, Lily. At least my ancestors didn't rape and pillage their way across the continent like your did.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Breaking the Law is a crime, which makes every single illegal alien a criminal by definition.

 

[Lily]

Sure they did. Black Americans have a high rate of European blood, fucker

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You shut up too, Lily. At least my ancestors didn't rape and pillage their way across the continent like yours did.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why you guys wanna fight all the time? Just admit I'm right and be done with it.

 

[Lily]

But you couldn't and didn't deny they came here from shithole countries

 

[Lily]

Hypocrite!

 

[Jack]

you ever have a parking ticket reggie?

 

[Lily]

They were all escaping shithole countries

 

[Jack]

ever? Once?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Never once.

 

[Jack]

never broken a law....

 

[Jack]

caught or not

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

My ancestors came from across the cosmos from an unknown planet beyond Neptune

 

[Lily]

desperate people take desperate measures

 

[Jack]

I think Reggie's are from Uranus

 

[Lily]

Hi Ollie! Reggie is killing my buzz! Do something!