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[Frood]

Poor, Dunkin Donutsaurus...

 

[Lily]

Though, it may be cheaper to dig a hole than plant a tree...

 

[Lily]

 

[Frood]

Show us how you dig for truffles....

 

[Lily]

You should start a Go Fund Me

 

[Frood]

You should start a Go Food Me...

 

[Lily]

Talk about your decades of struggle living a lie

 

[Lily]

Having to navigate in a man's world, all the while knowing that you are a Julie Andrews inside

 

[Frood]

Easily eclipsed by an afternoon of you trying to get up off the toilet without a sling and hoist...

 

[Lily]

Ready to break out in song to entertain the masses

 

[Lily]

Cheer the world in the darkest of moments

 

[Frood]

Tusk tusk, Peppa... that was abpygsmal...

 

[Lily]

Do Re Me Fa...lolol

 

[Frood]

Oink?

 

[Lily]

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens...

 

[Frood]

Ok, spiced and pressed luncheon meat for brains...

 

[Lily]

Sing us song, Fruit...maybe you can embed a recording onto your GFM

 

[Lily]

 

[Frood]

No idea what you're on about...but neither do you. Lol

 

[Lily]

Oh yes you do, you Fruit...yes you do.

 

[Frood]

Thar you blow?

 

[Lily]

You can't follow the one thought you have, all over the place Ms. Julie

 

[Frood]

When you get chapped lips, do you every bite your finger tip and apply cholesterol?

 

[Lily]

I'll help you write your GFM request...I'm sure it can get you funded for the surgery

 

[Lily]

Your brain is screwed up, too much estrogen in your body.

 

[Frood]

Has Ursula the sea witch ever stole your panties to net Ariel's under sea city?

 

[Lily]

You can't keep your thoughts straight.

 

[Frood]

Has your cuck boyfriend ever compared the consistency and odor of your purple pissflaps to pork rinds?

 

[Lily]

Desperation is so funny...why are you throwing cotton balls at me?

 

[Lily]

Did you know your woman was a lesbian when you hooked up with her?