1,000,000 Post Thread

[Blandscape]

Tell you what the next sentence you write, I will improve.

 

[The Cuntess]

Your penis is tiny

 

[The Cuntess]

And limp

 

[The Cuntess]

And ugly

 

[Blandscape]

Well, you could have said that you penis is so tiny that you need a 4x2 strapped to your arse to stop you falling head first into your girlfriend.

 

[Blandscape]

Or that, your cock is so small that quantum physics cannot measure it.

 

[The Cuntess]

Wow. It’s that bad huh

 

[Blandscape]

It’s not so bad, even with my tiny dick, I still easily fuck you up!

 

[The Cuntess]

See how easy that was?

 

[The Cuntess]

I just got Blandy to admit his dick is small

 

[Lily]

 

[Blandscape]

You got Blandy to show you how to write a decent post, don’t know what you are reading.

 

[Blandscape]

Are we nearly at a million yet?

 

[Admin.]

Gawd, I hope so.

 

[Blandscape]

Lol

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

The Grumpess strikes again

 

[Blandscape]

Flea is totally oblivious to how irrelevant she always was.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

We're approaching 303K posts in this thread. Keep up the not so good work.

 

[Blandscape]

Thank you for your contribution Larry.

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Have a good evening, Blandy.

 

[Blandscape]

Try harder Larry.

 

[Blandscape]

I always considered the shitbox the lowest hanging fruit, it disappoints when it always dissapoints!

 

[Larry Loungelizard]

Gosh, Blandy, did I break your heart?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Larry Loungelizard by my calculations, we're gonna hit 1 million by 2036

 

[MANCID RILKO]

If Jack and X start fighting again, it's 2026

 

[Blandscape]

What did you and Larry have for dinner tonight Rancid?

 

[Blandscape]

We can get another 100,000 posts on that alone.

 

[Blandscape]

Does anyone post in our idea of reality now?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I had an onion and two turnips

 

[Blandscape]

Or is it just fucking this?