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[Lily]

Link?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not that I care. Probably the most attention Blandy's got from the fairer sex in decades.

 

[Lily]

Oh you care. You bring it up at every opportunity.

 

[Lily]

Which I find odd.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It's called a "pointy stick," dear. I use one here all the time.

 

[Lily]

You jerk to George from Pizza Hut's size 14 feet, do you see me say anything about it?

 

[Lily]

Nope...I don't care if you want to fuck her toes.

 

[Lily]

It's weird, but I don't judge.

 

[Lily]

Do you have enough to control to cum just enough for each toenail?

 

[Lily]

That would be impressive.

 

[Frood]

Lily doesn't have toes anymore.. just a congealed trotter resembling the contents of a can of dog food.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're jealous of Flynnie? Wow! Of course, based on her feet, I scored her in the 90th percentile of fuckability in my Livestock evaluation.

 

[Lily]

splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt...12 splurts for her each of her toes

 

[Reggie_Essent]

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily is jealous of skinny toes.

 

[Lily]

That would impress me, Reggie. Can you deliver for each toe?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Skinny LONG toes.

 

[Lily]

No one is jealous of ET toes, Fruit.

 

[Lily]

I just notice and don't comment on you freaks and your fetishes.

 

[Lily]

But all's fair in war

 

[Blandscape]

While Freud hops like a kangaroo on speed, I fink we can all agree that Lily embarrasses you all, it’s not voodoo, it’s counting the cost of your inability to match her.

 

[Frood]

Fat Lily has trotters.

 

[Blandscape]

More ghost writing from the Blue Cashew.

 

[Lily]

Is it true that Fruit was the human that spread chlamydia to one koala and the rest is history?

 

[Blandscape]

Freud only wishes he could blame an STD for his lack of mobility in this forum.

 

[The Cuntess]

My toes are red orange pretty

 

[Lily]

That's an odd color even for a Mexican't.

 

[Blandscape]

And so is your brain Flea.

 

[The Cuntess]

Mexicant?

 

[The Cuntess]

Wow. But were the racists here