1,000,000 Post Thread

[Reggie_Essent]

Although, he does never shut the fuckup.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Although, he does never shut the fuck up.

 

[The Associate]

Oh, this board's loaded with people who are mousy-quiet. It's just nobody notices 'cause those guys are all... mousy-quiet, as mentioned.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

I see Jack talking about his dog, his bike, his job and whatnot and I don't get why and how he irks so many

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

But that's probably because I have the attention spam of a starfish

 

[Seamajor]

That isn’t Fred

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, Jack and I don't really have monomanical focii on just one or two subjects and that's it.

 

[The Associate]

Take Adam Hitler, he's only ever about two things: Non-whites and cock.

 

[The Associate]

Lotus has only one topic: Her daily Trump-hate and anti-American fix. While the excuse changes, the hate never does.

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Now do Weeg

 

[The Associate]

Weeg is all incoherent babble with occasional glimpses where he lets the act slip.

 

[Fredricka]

What isnt me seamentia?

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

 

[THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©]

Now do Flynn

 

[Seamajor]

Nothing Fred. You are zero

 

[The Associate]

Weeg: o hai hao arr yoo freend! <five minutes later> Oh, fuck, I just stubbed my dick against the inside of my jeans, shit!

 

[Fredricka]

I guess youll not mention me again then Seamajor

 

[Fredricka]

Eww, shurrup c6

 

[The Associate]

Flynn is just Cap'n Tryhard. Dude tries so hard to be edge he fuckin' falls off it.

 

[Fredricka]

No onexwants to think about the insides of your trousers

 

[Fredricka]

Fucking yuck

 

[The Associate]

Admin is Lotus but with hair on his tits, only difference there.

 

[The Associate]

I'd say the difference is masculinity, but that would offend him.

 

[The Associate]

Being referred to as masculine, that is.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Admin is a Lotus with nipple hair. That's fucking hilarious!

 

[Lily]

Easily amused are we? @Reggie_Essent

 

[The Associate]

Now Lily, by contrast, is an actual well-rounded person. She'll jump in on Lotus' or Admin's daily Trump-hate fix, but she at least also talks about other shit.

 

[Admin.]

Interesting I post on a vast compendium of topics,’all Queerier 6 notices are the posts that get up in his feels. Interestingly enough.

 

[The Associate]

"Queerier 6?!" (someone will wonder, looking back at the 1M Post Thread in a few months) "Who is this Admin dork even talking about?!"

 

[Lily]

I have to talk about other stuff. It will make you crazy if Trump is the only thing on one's mind.