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[Lily]

He's already at the old man stage laughing at his jokes nobody else laughs at.

 

[jack]

I see that.

 

[Adam]

Nobody has ever laughed at your jokes Porka.

 

[Adam]

They laugh at you a lot, but not at your jokes

 

[Lily]

Last night I did some volunteering for my thr garden program I'm in at a fair.

 

[jack]

That's not true. Lily is quite funny

 

[Adam]

I mean you have Jack in your corner ffs, nuff said.

 

[jack]

you might laugh at her, but then you're a fucking moron

 

[Adam]

The forum punchbag

 

[Lily]

I met a recent college grad who shared she'd just graduated.

 

[Lily]

I asked her what degree. It turned out to be the same as mine.

 

[jack]

That's true Adam, you are the forum punchbag. Glad you can admit it. The first step.

 

[Adam]

You should see if she'll pose for some "good girl art" for Jack.

 

[Adam]

 

[Lily]

She was also the first to go to college in her family.

 

[jack]

what degree was that Lily?

 

[Lily]

Public Health

 

[jack]

nice

 

[Lily]

Then she asked me when I graduated. I sais 89

 

[Adam]

Dont all college girls like predatory pensioners?

 

[Lily]

She was shocked! lol

 

[Adam]

89, hey look Jack, your age!

 

[Adam]

 

[Lily]

She said "no way!"...You don't look that old

 

[Lily]

Ha...I laughed and said yeah...graduated 36 years ago...

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[Lily]

She was born in the 2000s

 

[Adam]

Around about the last time Jack had an erection

 

[Lily]

I encouraged her to keep moving forward in her professional endeavors

 

[Admin.]

They get younger every year @Lily